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Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!
The Spanish Inquisition's chief weapon was Surprise. Surprise and Fear. Their two chief weapons were Fear, Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency. Three! Their three weapons were Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope- NO! I'll come in again.
I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition! Amongst their weapons- Amongst their weaponry were such diverse elements as, Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and Nice Red Uniforms- DAMN! It's no good. I can't do this. Cardinal Biggles? "Ye- yes?" You'll have to say it.
...I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody...ex-expects the Spanish...In-Inquisition! In fact, those who do- oh! Their chief weapons were...fear...- "NO! STOP RIGHT THERE! their chief weapons were fear, surprise, blah blah blah blah blah! Now, Cardinal biggles, FETCH- THE CONFY CHAIR!"
To be continued...
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