Spanish Inquisition

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{{title|The Spanish Inquisition.}}
 
{{title|The Spanish Inquisition.}}
= Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!=
 
The Spanish Inquisition's chief weapon was Surprise. Surprise and [[Fear]]. Their ''two'' chief weapons were Fear, Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency. Three! Their ''three'' weapons were Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the [[Pope]]- NO! I'll come in again.
 
=I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition.=
 
Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition! ''Amongst'' their weapons- ''Amongst'' their weaponry were such diverse elements ''as,'' Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and Nice Red Uniforms- DAMN! It's no good. I can't do this. Cardinal Biggles? "Ye- yes?" You'll have to say it.
 
 
=...I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition.=
 
Nobody...ex-expects the Spanish...In-Inquisition! In fact, those who do- oh! Their chief weapons were...fear...- "NO! STOP RIGHT THERE! their chief weapons were fear, surprise, blah blah blah blah blah! Now, Cardinal biggles, FETCH- THE CONFY CHAIR!"
 
 
To be continued...
 
 
   
 
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