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Video Game Wars

WMDSearchsm

In Development

War: ICOSpain vs. ICOSpain

Welcome to the IRC #Spanish_Civil_War channel.

*GAME HAS STARTED. PLEASE WAIT...*

*SERVER is UP*

*spa_Rep has entered the game*

*DaFuhrer has entered the game*

*Frankie_FranKO has entered the game*

*Strz&Strpz has entered the game*

*i741i4 has entered the game*

spa_Rep: hey guyz sup

Frankie_FranKO: sup

i741i4: hi

DaFuhrer: Hello

*muthaland has entered the game*

muthaland: hi

Frankie_FranKO: well lets kick sum commie ass

*Melilla has left spa_Rep*

*Melilla has joined Frankie_FranKO*

*Burgos has left spa_Rep*

*Burgos has joined Frankie_FranKO*

*Valladolid has left spa_Rep*

*Valladolid has joined Frankie_FranKO*

*Vitoria has left spa_Rep*

*Vitoria has joined Frankie_FranKO*

spa_Rep: wtf

*Pamplona has left spa_Rep*

*Pamplona has joined Frankie_FranKO*

*Zaragoza has left spa_Rep*

*Zaragoza has joined Frankie_FranKO*

spa_Rep: wtf

spa_Rep: ??

Frankie_FranKO: lol

*Sevilla has left spa_Rep*

*Sevilla has joined Frankie_FranKO*

*Córdoba has left spa_Rep*

*Córdoba has joined Frankie_FranKO*

spa_Rep: Frankie_FranKO ur haxin ur gay be a man

spa_Rep: my granma can win if she hax too u n00b

Frankie_FranKO: rotflmao p|-|34r my 1337 5k1||z!!11

i741i4: lol spa_Rep ur pwn3d

Strz&Strpz: No hacking here! Im admin here

spa_Rep: Frankie_FranKO u suck

Frankie_FranKO: no u suck

spa_Rep: no u suck

*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*

*13 damage to spa_Rep*

*6 damage to Frankie_FranKO*

Frankie_FranKO: ur gay thats all u can do?

*YouKay has entered the game*

YouKay: hi guys, asl? me 22/m/London

*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!*

*10 damage to Frankie_FranKO*

YouKay: wtf is happenin here

spa_Rep: hi uk, r u w/me?

Frankie_FranKO: uk gimme gibraltar

YouKay: but what is all t3h fuss about?

Frankie_FranKO: uk gimme gibraltar

YouKay: @franKO: sure... NOT u n00b lol

muthaland: lolololololololll

spa_Rep: muthaland my inventory is empty, gimme some resources

muthaland: wait

*muthaland gave Soviet.Secrets to spa_Rep*

spa_Rep: thnx u rock!

Frankie_FranKO: got boyfriend? lol

DaFuhrer: spa_Rep is gay rofl

spa_Rep: watch this

*spa_Rep used Soviet.Secrets in Paracuellos*

*27 damage to Frankie_FranKO*

*75 damage to INNOCENT_CIVILIANS. Critical hit!*

spa_Rep: u fascists r gonna die!lollololol

Frankie_FranKO: that was so ghey

Frankie_FranKO: h8 u

*Frankie_FranKO has lost Sanjurjo. Reason: plane accident*

DaFuhrer: Oh, that sux

Frankie_FranKO: shyt

spa_Rep: you all suck lol

i741i4: stfu l4m3r

i741i4: in spain u fly planes

i741i4: in soviet spain plane flies u lololololo

muthaland: hey i741i4 fuck you!

i741i4: spa_Rep is gay he has purple on his avatar

Strz: i741i4 stop spamming

i741i4: brb guys got sumthin to do in #Ethiopia k?

Frankie_FranKO: ok

*i741i4 has left the game*

*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*

*16 damage to spa_Rep*

*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO*

*20 damage to Frankie_FranKO*

*Mallorca has left spa_Rep*

*Mallorca has joined Frankie_FranKO*

*Frankie_FranKO builds Troop*

DaFuhrer: Mallorca huh? Nice place for my Lebensraum patch :D

*i741i4 has joined the game*

Frankie_FranKO: western and Hitler help plz

i741i4: shur d00d

*i741i4 has given Plane to Frankie_FranKO*

*i741i4 has given Aircraft to Frankie_FranKO*

*i741i4 has given Aircraft to Frankie_FranKO*

*i741i4 has given Aircraft to Frankie_FranKO*

*i741i4 has given Troop to Frankie_FranKO*

*i741i4 has given Troop to Frankie_FranKO*

*i741i4 has given Troop to Frankie_FranKO*

*i741i4 has given CTV_Troop to Frankie_FranKO*

Frankie_FranKO: hey dude ur t3h 1337. thanx a lot!!1111

i741i4: no prob d00d

i741i4: if you want sumthin just ask

DaFurher: Frankie_FranKO wait

DaFurher: You'll love this.

*DaFurher has given Troop to Frankie_FranKO*

*DaFurher has given German.Secrets to Frankie_FranKO*

*DaFurher has given Plane to Frankie_FranKO*

*DaFurher has given Legion Condor to Frankie_FranKO*

*DaFurher is sending resources to Frankie_FranKO... Success.*

Frankie_FranKO: lol OMG ALL MY BASE R B3L0NG 2 7H15!!!1111111

*Franc3 has entered the game*

Franc3: wazzup people

YouKay: fuck arent you the retard we all had to rescue in #World_War_I?

Franc3: stfu uk u didnt do much better

spa_Rep: what about me? USA! motherussia! Franc3! YouKay cant you send me a fukin shit??!?

YouKay: just volontairs

Strz&Strpz: They are called 'volunteers' :)

YouKay: yep wuteva

*YouKay has given International_Brigade to spa_Rep*

*Strz&Strpz has given International_Brigade to spa_Rep*

spa_Rep: thanx guys that will help

spa_Rep: Frankie_FranKO im gonna pwn you

Frankie_FranKO: no ur gonna die

*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*

*42 damage to spa_Rep*

*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep*

*22 damage to spa_Rep*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Irún!*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Badajoz!*

*Frankie_FranKO used German.Secrets in Badajoz*

*12 damage to spa_Rep*

*61 damage to INNOCENT_CIVILIANS*

Frankie_FranKO: haha take THAT u loser

spa_Rep: wtf fuck you

*spa_Rep activated International_Brigade*

*spa_Rep activated International_Brigade*

*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!*

*13 damage to franKO*

Frankie_FranKO: ur fuckin worthless

*Frankie_FranKO builds Ship*

muthaland: no he isnt

muthaland: spa_Rep if u say 'Communizm is da 1337' then i have sth good 4 u

Franc3: wtf? muthaland dont count with me

muthaland: stfu Franc3 no one cares wut u say

YouKay: lol i agree no one cares

Strz&Strpz:PWNED Franc3!

YouKay: about u either muthaland xDDDDDDDDDD

spa_Rep: k 'Communizm is da 1337' lol

Strz&Strpz: WTF!?!??!?!?!

muthaland: good kid

muthaland: now have ur candy

*muthaland has given Ship to spa_Rep*

*muthaland has given Tank to spa_Rep*

*muthaland is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*

spa_Rep: wtf just that?

muthaland: wutz happenin

*muthaland is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*

*muthaland is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*

DaFuhrer: Commies have problems? lol fuck you all

i741i4: seems like that lol

*i741i4 has given Ship to Frankie_FranKO*

*i741i4 has given Ship to Frankie_FranKO*

*i741i4 has given Submarine to Frankie_FranKO*

*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!* *0 damage to Frankie_FranKO*

*12 damage to spa_Rep* Frankie_FranKO: hahaha u tryin 2 win Mallorca back? u l0z3r

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Toledo!*

Frankie_FranKO: hahahahaha

i741i4: im gonna have sum fun lol

muthaland: sparep turn your firewall off

spa_Rep: what firewall?

*muthaland is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*

*i741i4 used Submarine on spa_Rep*

*i741i4 has struck spa_Rep!*

*155 damage to YouKay. Critical hit!*

YouKay: i741i4 wtf do you think? I HAVENT DOWED U DAMNIT

i741i4: oops

YouKay: R U GAY OR WAHT U SUNK ME A SHIP

YouKay: FUCK YOU!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!

i741i4: sorry dude

i741i4: wont happen again promise

muthaland: spa_Rep turn that f'*cking firewall off

spa_Rep: I ain't no 'f*cking firewall'!!!1111

Franc3: lol

motherussia: here it says you have one

Strz&Strpz: spa_Rep I checked and you have no firewall, that's right

Franc3: no but i have lololo

muthaland: fuck these suckers YouKay and Franc3 and DaFuhrer are haxin

muthaland: and they make me think u have a firewall

muthaland: and thats why i cant send you anything

DaFuhrer: 3y3 R t3h h4x0r ^_^

YouKay: me 2 lol

Franc3: me 3

Strz&Strpz: Franc3 for the 2nd time no one cares what you say ^_^

Franc3: fu trz&Strpz

Strz&Strpz: want a ban? have a ban lol

*Franc3 has been kicked. Reason: Misbehaviour*

|YouKay: Strz&Strpz dont be gay

Strz&Strpz: lol k

*Franc3 has joined the game*

spa_Rep: hitler ur a mofo stop haxin muthaland

DaFuhrer: WTF?

DaFuhrer: Take THIS, n00b!

*DaFuhrer used Ship in Almería*

*DaFuhrer has struck spa_Rep!*

*91 damage to spa_Rep. Critical hit!*

spa_Rep: fuck that hurt

DaFuhrer: Learn to behave, damnit!

Frankie_FranKO: u have to see this DaFuhrer

*Frankie_FranKO activated Legion Condor*

DaFuhrer: Ah, that one. I knew you would like it.

*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*

*10 damage to spa_Rep*

*32 damage to spa_Rep*

*10 damage to spa_Rep*

*10 damage to spa_Rep*

*Frankie_FranKO activated CTV_Troop*

i741i4: he learns quick lol

*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*

*66 damage to spa_Rep*

spa_Rep: fuck fuck fuck fuck

*mexicool has entered the game*

Frankie_FranKO: lol Alcázar is mine now you n00b

spa_Rep: u suck u n00b its mine

*2 damage to franKO*

Frankie_FranKO: huhu thats all you can do?

*10 damage to spa_Rep*

mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME

mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME

mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME

muthaland: wtf is that guy doin

Strz&Strpz: mexicool stop it

mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME

Frankie_FranKO: fukin spammer

Strz&Strpz: mexicool stop spamming

spa_Rep: thx dude but stop it

mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME

mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME

mexicool: HEY GUYS IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK YOU CAN JOIN #Mexico ITS FREE AND YOURE ALL WELCOME

Strz&Strpz: you were asking for it lol

*mexicool has been kicked. Reason: Spam*

motherussia: lol he deserved it

Frankie_FranKO: hey thats smooth i741i4, ur troops rox

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Málaga!*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Santander!*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Gijón!*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Bilbao!*

spa_Rep: sh1t

muthaland: spa_Rep i sell you some good shit for 1500000 gold k?

i741i4: 1500000 gold lol i only have 700000 gold

Strz&Strpz: spa_Rep dont listen to him. Weapons are not so expensive

spa_Rep: stfu Strz&Strpz i need the guns

*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*

*spa_Rep has given 500001 gold to motherussia*

*motherussia has given Tank to spa_Rep*

*motherussia has given Tank to spa_Rep*

*motherussia has given Tank to spa_Rep*

*motherussia has given Aircraft to spa_Rep*

*motherussia has given Aircraft to spa_Rep*

*motherussia has given Aircraft to spa_Rep*

*motherussia has given Aircraft to spa_Rep*

*motherussia has given Weapons Patch to spa_Rep*

spa_Rep: thx thatll do

YouKay: spa_Rep he fooled u

Frankie_FranKO: dumbass lol

Frankie_FranKO: keep licking commie ass

spa_Rep: I LUV COMMUNISM stfu

Strz&Strpz: and to think you wanted MY help lol

spa_Rep: fuck anarchists are revolting now

*spa_Rep builds Lv.1 Gulag in Valencia*

spa_Rep: thatll be enough

*i741i4 has given Submarine to franKO*

Frankie_FranKO: take this spa_Rep

*Frankie_FranKO used Legion Condor in Guernica*

*335 damage to spa_Rep. Critical hit!*

*335 damage to INNOCENT_CIVILIANS. Critical hit!*

Frankie_FranKO: haha 1337ness

DaFuhrer: Don't forget who sent you that ;-)

Frankie_FranKO: I don't forget man ;)

spa_Rep: fuck thats enough. im gonna rape ur ass in next battle

*spa_Rep used Soviet.Secrets in Teruel*

*spa_Rep used Weapons Patch in Teruel*

*spa_Rep used Tank in Teruel*

*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Teruel*

*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!*

*132 damage to Frankie_FranKO*

spa_Rep: HAhA

Frankie_FranKO: ur gonna die NOW

*Frankie_FranKO used Legion Condor in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO used German.Secrets in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO moved CTV_Troop to Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO used Tank in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO used Tank in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO used Tank in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Teruel*

*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*

*466 damage to spa_Rep*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Teruel!*

spa_Rep: NOES!

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Lérida!*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Vinaroz!*

muthaland: this has to stop now. for fuck sake learn how to play spa_Rep

spa_Rep: more guns muthaland!!

spa_Rep: more guns and resources!!!!

muthaland: no deal w/o gold u sucker

spa_Rep: okokok

*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*

*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*

*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*

*spa_Rep has given 999999 gold to motherussia*

spa_Rep: enough?

YouKay: spa_Rep teh commies r fooling your ass

i741i4: maybe hes a commie himself lol

i741i4: look above "spa_Rep: I LUV COMMUNISM stfu"

*muthaland is sending resources to spa_Rep...Failed.*

muthaland: well YouKay and Franc3 and DaFuhrer thats enough haxin

muthaland: Strz&Strpz do sumthin tell them 2 stop

Strz&Strpz: Stop hacking muthaland and spa_Rep, YouKay, Franc3 and DaFuhrer

DaFuhrer: ok but it was fun ^_^

YouKay: ditto

Franc3: yep im opening the frontier now

DaFuhrer: Franc3 shut up

*Franc3 deactivated firewall*

muthaland: yea Franc3 stfu

franKO: lololololol

*Frankie_FranKO used Ship in Barcelona*

*64 damage to spa_Rep*

*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Mediterranean Sea*

*31 damage to YouKay*

YouKay: spa_Rep ur gay im leavin now

YouKay: no fukken intervention anymore

Franc3: yeah me 2

Strz&Strpz: me 3

DaFuhrer: Weren't you admin iirc, Strz&Strpz?

Strz&Strpz: Oh yep. But I won't send anything more to that loser spa_Rep

YouKay Right guys cya in WW2 one later on.

Franc3: Ok!

YouKay: FUUUUUUUUUU- I mean, yay?

*YouKay has left the game*

*Fanc3 has left the game*

*spa_Rep used Ship in Málaga*

*spa_Rep used Ship in Málaga*

*67 damage to Frankie_FranKO*

spa_Rep: well I'm attacking with fuckin everything I got

*spa_Rep used Weapons Patch in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Tank in Ebro*

spa_Rep: here we say "from lost to the river"

*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*

*spa_Rep used Aircraft in Ebro*

*spa_Rep moved Troop to Ebro*

*spa_Rep moved Troop to Ebro*

*spa_Rep moved Troop to Ebro*

*spa_Rep moved Troop to Ebro*

*spa_Rep has struck Frankie_FranKO!*

*665 damage to Frankie_FranKO. Critical hit!*

Frankie_FranKO: OMGWTF YOU DIE NOW!

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO used Aircraft in Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO moved Troop to Ebro*

*Frankie_FranKO has struck spa_Rep!*

*792 damage to spa_Rep. Critical hit!*

i741i4: die motherfucker die!

spa_Rep: fuck it all

Strz&Strpz: spa_Rep you don't even know how to play. Give me my troop back

spa_Rep: k

muthaland: gotta go

*muthaland has left the game*

*spa_Rep has given International_Brigade to Strz&Strpz*

Frankie_FranKO: oh yeah i741i4 and Hitler

Frankie_FranKO: im gonna win anyway i dont need this anymore

*Frankie_FranKO has given CTV_Troop to i741i4*

*Frankie_FranKO has given CTV_Troop to i741i4*

*Frankie_FranKO has given Legion Condor to DaFuhrer*

i741i4: aw thx

DaFuhrer: Oh, I had forgotten that. Well, I'll need this in a while

DaFuhrer: because I'm preparing something really really big

Frankie_FranKO: really?

i741i4: what? well count w/me!

DaFufrer: You'll see, you'll see ^_^

DaFuhrer: Hmm... just realised, me and YouKay played WELL together. Oh well! Mwahahahahaaaa!

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Barcelona!*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Gerona!*

spa_Rep: holyshitholyshit

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Menorca!*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Madrid!*

*Frankie_FranKO has taken Alicante!*

*Frankie_FranKO has killed spa_Rep!*

*Frankie_FranKO has won this game.*

Frankie_FranKO: whohooo

*SERVER is DOWN*

*NEXT GAME World War II STARTING IN 10 SECONDS...*

*5 SECONDS...*

*GAME HAS STARTED. PLEASE WAIT...*

Will Frankie_FranKO help DaFuhrer in World War II? (Hint: Frankie hid his gypsy grandfather from Hitler and his Aryan supremacist views)

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