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In latter days this has also been used to describe the flood of crap emails sent by evil wrongdoers in the hope of twisting some gullible sap out of their money.

Aficionados insist the best way to enjoy SPAM is with a fried egg, chips, beans, mushrooms, hash browns, omelettes, sardines, paraquat and SPAM (with perhaps a side order of SPAM and a milk SPAM shake to wash it all down).

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The term SPAM took new life with the invention of the WWW (West Wisconsin Waste) in 1873. An acronym for Solicited Piece'o Actual Mail, SPAM allowed millions to realize the full value of the Internets. Millions of penii were lengthened. Nigeria became the richest country on Earth, as even low-level government functionaries became able to access forbidden bank accounts. Every single person in South Carolina obtained a Master of Mental Health Counseling degree from the University of Mississippi. And hot, hot bestiality replaced croquet as America's National Pastime. SPAMmers became the heroes of the 1940's Gilded Age, and their exploits were sung about by bards and lumberjacks.

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Notable SPAMmers and SPAMrunners (spam couriers) include Beowulf and Roland. Much has been written about Beowulf's exploits on the Internet, such as the time when he fought his way through a horde of Francium bubbles in order to deliver a package of Grade-A SPAM to a poverty-stricken Nigerian colony. Beowulf later met the noble Interknight Roland and together they braved an AOLian citadel, where they slew the Vorpal beast and freed captured SPAM POWs from reprogramming. Leading historians note that Beowulf was in fact German and therefore may not even exist. What about grendel ? He is the Siberian Perrogative Astrodynamic Monstrosity.

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SPAM is a delicious luncheon meat which your parents insist on serving with everything, even milkshakes. Primarily exported from Nigeria, spam is predominantly consumed by an American following, much like everything else that can be consumed. It is estimated that Nigerian royalty are responsible for the production of at least 20% of the world's spam, although Nigerian gangsters can also be traced as the primary source.

Spam has received mixed criticism from consumers, which has earned it the nickname "the Marmite of food" - you either like it, or hate it. Most people hate it, but those people won't earn 20% of my revenue as a Nigerian super-God.

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Common SPAM Subject Lines

You can often tell spam messages from others by the subject lines, here are a few common subject lines that are obviously spam:

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Forum SPAM

Stop spamming you nub

Spam's evil accomplice, Flaming.

F0RUM SP4M C0MZ 1N L04DZ 0F D1F3R3MNT F0RMZ F0R EX4MPL3Z:

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SPAM Examples and do-nots

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Greed - Wrath - Gluttony - Pornography - Envy - Indifference - SPAM

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