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The term SPAM took new life with the invention of the WWW (West Wisconsin Waste) in 1873. An acronym for Solicited Piece'o Actual Mail, SPAM allowed millions to realize the full value of the Internets. Millions of penii were lengthened. Nigeria became the richest country on Earth, as even low-level government functionaries became able to access forbidden bank accounts. Every single person in South Carolina obtained a Master of Mental Health Counseling degree from the University of Mississippi. And hot, hot bestiality replaced croquet as America's National Pastime. SPAMmers became the heroes of the 1940's Gilded Age, and their exploits were sung about by bards and lumberjacks.

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Notable SPAMmers and SPAMrunners (spam couriers) include Beowulf and Roland. Much has been written about Beowulf's exploits on the Internet, such as the time when he fought his way through a horde of Francium bubbles in order to deliver a package of Grade-A SPAM to a poverty-stricken Nigerian colony. Beowulf later met the noble Interknight Roland and together they braved an AOLian citadel, where they slew the Vorpal beast and freed captured SPAM POWs from reprogramming. Leading historians note that Beowulf was in fact German and therefore may not even exist. What about grendel ? He is the Siberian Perrogative Astrodynamic Monstrosity.

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SPAM is a delicious luncheon meat which your parents insist on serving with everything, even milkshakes. Primarily exported from Nigeria, spam is predominantly consumed by an American following, much like everything else that can be consumed. It is estimated that Nigerian royalty are responsible for the production of at least 20% of the world's spam, although Nigerian gangsters can also be traced as the primary source.

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Guestbook SPAM is also often referenced as Guestbook Piracy. For a real live exaple of a guestbook full of SPAM see this silly guestbook

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