Space Dildo

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“Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of starship USS Enterprize, to boldy go into the anals of history.”

~ Captain Quirk on why Sex Trek is far superior to TOS of Star Trek.

Space dildoes are becoming increasingly popular as a mode of transport. The one shown here is the Look, no spacesuit model, V3.1

Space Dildos were first reporetd by the same guy who reported a gang of children flying across the moon on bicycles, and a bearded old-man flying across the clouds in a reindeer-sleigh. At one point he even tried to report a flying saucer to a waitress at McDonald's, and got hit on the head.

Though anonymous, that guy remains the most respected source for White House on authentic news and analysis. He is known to be an inmate of Metropolis City Psychiatric Institute. He also is known to be the Chief of Astronomocal Studies at NASA. Allegedly he also moonlights for major Hollywood studios in partnership with J'onn J'onzz, who allegedly is a martian and a manhunter.

Since the early reports, space dildos have become extremely commonplace, and recently have been established as the official mode of transport between Earth and the Moon. Martians even made a gift of an ultra-modern Space Dildo with 3D sorround sound and polyphonic ringtone to the UN Secretary General, whi in turn gave it away to his daughter.