Soylent Green

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“Made by the people for the people from the people.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Soylent Green

“Soylent Green is other people.”

~ Jean-Paul Sartre on society

“Mother made a great lasagne!”

~ Captain Oblivious on Home Cooking

“It's good for breakfast, lunch or dinner! Warm it up or eat it right from the box.”

~ Jeffrey Dahmer on Cannibal Cooking Hour

“Well, you know what it's like Clarice, when you have people over and nothing prepared; you have to make do with what's in the fridge.”

~ Hannibal Lecter on Soylent Green

“It varies from person to person. ”

~ Leela on taste of Soylent Cola

“I would rike a Flesh Dlink.”

~ Engrish on Soylent Cola

“It's made from people”

~ Captain Obvious on Soylent Green

“From the people, to the people”

~ Mao Zedong on Soylent Green

“Soylent green is my kind of people.”

~ That guy on eating Soylent Green

“No, it has to be soylent - it's green!”

~ Mrs. Lovett on Soylent Green

“they stole my idea!”

~ davros on Soylent Green

“DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!! MONDO BURGER IS PEOPLE!!!!”

~ Nostalgia Critic on Mondo Burger AKA Soylent Burgers

“No thank you I'll just have them the way they are”

~ Dinosaurs on Humans

“We are the people!”

~ Soylent Green comercial with lyrics by Peter Frampton

“I just watched that movie Soylent Green the big secret was that it was made from Humans. How cool but if you will excuse me i am going to tuck in to this Soylent Green i wonder what animal its made from (Realizes) HOLY SHIT! ”

~ Someone with bad memory on Soylent Green

Soylent Green is manufactured by the people, for the people, from the people, with the people (Now with more people). It used to be crispy in the 1970s. It is soggy at best now. Once Soylent Green meant high quality protein; it is now nothing but fat.It is also another word for blue balls.

[edit] Tasty Bite Sized Snack

“I donated my family and friends to Soylent Green for bail money. It's a good thing”

~ Martha Stewart on Soylent Green

Soylent Green is made from really old folks at the retirement home who don't get visitors, people who wear fanny packs and/or visors, the guy who lives at the YMCA, a few kids from Africa (for colouring), fat homos looking for a good time and anyone unlucky enough to be standing outside the factory when they run low on bodies. In a nutshell, it is made of the people, and byproducts of the people for "we the people". This hypothesis is contradicted by late 20th Century findings of Americans as being fucking fat and dying prematurely from said condition of being fucking fat. As of 1973, the only old folks used to make soylent green come from Arizona or Florida, with the rest of the USA providing young fat people.

Undercover investigations into the ingredients used by major food retailers undercover disturbing recipes used.

Soylent green is manufactured in two grades, although few lay-persons can tell the difference. The higher grade is made from still living human flesh, while the lower grade has a slightly flatter taste, and is primarily made from exhumed corpses. Soylent green provides a huge amount of fatty acids, carbohydrates, and essential vitamins, because it is made from people. Pound for pound, it is probably more vitamin rich in the right proportions than anything else in the world (except for Soylent Orangish Yellow).

Soylent Pizza is very popular with college students.

Named after the park in London where the very first batch was made, Soylent Green is one of KFC's eleven herbs and spices and has also been known to have been served at McDonalds. One whole fat porcine bastard makes almost 30 tubs of Soylent Green, just enough to give your kids a treat. It was made famous in the film Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death in the much-censored Kitten Huffing scene.

[edit] Other foods made from people

U.S. Democrats' Tasty Liber-Rolls
Soylent Fetus
Milk Shakes
Hamburger Helper
Human flakes
Big Macannibal
Leg McMuffins
Fetuspeghetti (A chef got confused when his customer said 'feed us speghetti')
Wieners (not to be confused with Racoon Hot Dogs)
Racoon Hot Dogs
Spam
Big Mac
Green tea
Senator Ted Kennedy's Alcoholic Livers
Amburgurs and Woot Beear
Richard Simmon's Stringy Muscles.
Lucky Charms
Falafel
Torgo's Executive Powder
human rinds
Fish sticks
Frog legs
Hungry Man
Admin Treats
Mondo Burger
Cambells Soups

[edit] Trivia

Trivia sections are Green!

The article could be improved by reading it upside-down, or something, I dunno. Did you know it's impossible to lick your own elbow? Unless you're some kind of freak.