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It is belived and accepted by most that peeple not from the south that southerners have thar own language. Now den see right 'ere dis lengauge of hours.

"GIDDOF MAH LAYND Y'DAMN VARMINT!"

"Please remove youself from my property, govenment employee."

"YOU BEST NAWT BE WUN A THEM BLACK PEEPLEZ!"

"I certainly hope that you are not of the African-American community."

"GET ME MAH SHOOTY-GUN MARTHA!"

"Martha, would you please kindly hand me my hand-automated weapon?"

"GET ME SUM A DAT EATIN SHIT, WOMIN!"

"Excuse me my dear wife, but may I please have some food?"

"THIS BE FER SCREWIN UP MAH PLANTS!"

"This action was caused by you tampering with my garden."

"THEES HEER'S YER NEW WIFE BOI!"

"This is your sister"

"JEFF GORDON'S ONE A DEM QUEER-O-SEXUALS!"

"Jeff Gordon is an eloquent speaker, yet still talented at making left turns for three hours."

"DAYUM THAT LARRY THE CABLE GUY IS FUNNY."

"Larry the cable guy has a subtlety of humor that is uniquely his own."

"JESUS HELP ME, I LUST IN MY HEART LIKE EVERY MAN."

"My stepdaughter is starting to go through puberty, and I find myself sexually attracted to her."

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Tribes of the United States
African Americans • French Americans (Cajuns) • Italian Americans  • Native Americans
Pennsylvania Dutch • Southern Americans • Vampire Americans • Zombie Americans
See also: American (species) • Fat Americans • Illegal Immigrants • Intelligent Americans • Stupid Americans


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