South Sydney Rabbitohs

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South Sydney Wabbitohs
Wampaging Wabbitohs
Club information
League National Wugby League

Souths, Soufs, Wascally Wabbits, The Christmas Club

Key players (current)

Greg Inglish, George Burgers, Fred "Captain Thunderbolt" Ward, Reg Rabbit

Home colours Blinding Red and green
Away colours Blinding Green and red

Before time itself, in a galaxy far, far away

Club details

The Hutch, nowhere near South Sydney

Favourite lunch

Baloney sandwiches, again?
“Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits”
~ Elmer Fudd on South sydney wabbitohs

The South Sydney Wabbitohs, also known as the Christmas club due to their obsession with green and red, are an Amateur rugby league club from South Wales.

edit Honours

Won one NRL title since 1971

Inspired the 2006 video game "Raving rabbids" with the supporters inspiring the Rabbids. As a result of this, Souths received a free nintendo wii, little did nintendo know, Wabbitohs fans are yet to discover electricity.

edit How to spot a Wabbitohs fan

More stripes on their shirt than teeth in their mouth.

Holding a whiskey bottle.

Performing halal slaughter on a rooster, due to their rivalry with Sydney Roosters.

Left their shoes outside the stadium.

Using a prayer mat.

Standing behind the counter in a small shop anywhere in the southern half of Sydney, South wales.

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