Sorry excuse
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Sadly, in our modern world there are many sorry excuses. You may have been looking for one of the following to allow yourself to eat more cat intestines and dog bile.
- Color Me Badd (for a band)
- Bill Clinton (for a president and human being)
- Paris Hilton (for a woman)
- Full House (for a TV Show)
- Stephenie Meyer (for a writer)
[edit] But if these excuses arn't working for you look at the flowing:
- This is a disambiguation page. We have absolutely no idea where you might want to go to from here. Umm . . . you know what? Clicking the "Back" button might be a good idea right about now.

