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“I'll rim your grandparents for one of these... Naahh, I'll do it for free”
“This system is the greatest currency system I've ever seen!”
Sophia Dollars, or Sophias, (symbol: ☺$) are the national currency of Uncyclopedia.
Uncyclopedia's founder was up on a hill one day staring at the city of Uncyclopedia. It was a thriving community, and the founder asked himself "This place... it's missing something. But what?" And so he thought, and mused, and puzzled about it for three days, and finally realised: There weren't any bosses yelling at employees in the city, nor banks being robbed, nor nuns getting killed for money! But the thing that brought this to the founder's attention was that no one had to pay for all the work he did for humanity! The injustice! So the founder decided to make some kind of money for people to fight over.
edit How It Works
Okay, so here's how the Sophias work, in handy step-by-step instructions:
- First, you need to pray to the person on the face of the dollar bill. Otherwise, the almighty goddess of Uncyclopedia In-Jokes will huff you. So say your prayers.
- After praying, do some work around Uncyclopedia. Lots of work. HARD work.
- Next, tell the person on the bill that you did work around Uncyclopedia. If you can't, proceed to tell someone else.
- Now, hope that fortune smiles on you and you get a couple of blow-jobs for your effort. If not, try again.
If you manage to earn some money, good for you!
Now give it back.
edit Current UnDollar Bills
Now available in an UnBank near you!