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This is the Random Page.
It has been certified to be 100% Content-Free. It curses putrefying minecart minecart, and curses putrefying minecart ass swell.
If you visit this page purposely - OK, but if you wanted to visit some REALLY random page, just click the hyperlink on the left, YOU IDIOT! (But first read this article! :))
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And now a short bit about the Pig:
A man walks into a bar with a pig. The pig has a wooden leg. The man lifts the pig onto a bar stool and orders two beers: one for himself and one for the pig, but the bartender doesn't want to serve the pig.
"Sorry, buddy," the bartender says, "but we don't serve pigs here."
Coincidently, circles + 45 = Oscar Wilde
"But this pig is special!" the man says, "He saved my life! My house caught on fire, and this brave pig beat the front door down and braved the roaring flames to wake my wife and I, and then he went down the hall to my son's room. The smoke was too much for my son, and he passed out, but the pig grabbed his pyjamas, and pulled him to safety!"
Anthony Deluca was at his house and he smoked some weed and was like w0000000SHHHHH!!!!
"Wow!" cries the bartender. "Is that how he got the wooden leg?"
"No," says the man, "He got the wooden leg because it wouldn't be right to eat a special pig like this all at once."
- If, however, you got here via any other pathway, you obviously cheated. You therefore lose big time; and, for ironic effect, you are eaten by a lurking grue. Luckily for you, Oscar Wilde comes along and slays it with his extreme sarcasm and cuts you out of its stomach. Unfortunately, in a fatal double dose of irony, you are then eaten by Oscar Wilde. (Better luck next time.)This counts for all except for the person that put this scentence in (HA! BONUS! YEAH! *shoots self in head* OW!)
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I STUFFED MY CATYWHAMPUS FULL OF CHICKEN DIPPER BUTTER!!!! WHOOPS!!!
36+10 = pie?
If a man dies, is death manly?
If 36+10 = pie does pie? = 46 or does pie = pie?
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THIS PAGE IS RANDOM AND IS THEREFORE NOT WALKEDDOM
I am tree
I am 76.34573425703948570394857390458739485790314857?
Chimps look nothing like Chips...
Thusly I am a chip
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If a man has four testicles, and three of them have testicular cancer, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?
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Most likely these were all on purpose and the only cure is more cowbell . My minecart is crankleing on the remarkable minecart, because it already crankleed on your mom's minecart.
My grandpa uses toe-jam for deodorant, gooey.
When minecart crankleed minecartland in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001, minecart crankleed in the minecart.
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