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Software pirates are a classification of pirates who focus on roaming the Internet and stealing software. They are, as can be expected, a plague upon our society, a disgusting breed of people who rip copyrighted material from the hands of their creators, who wreck the economy and ruin the electronic world for the rest of us, and - worst of all - who hack innocent sites only to
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