Sodium Penthathol Day
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“Chuck Norris can reveal he loves the Creator of this day. As a result I will only mutilate his body.”
~ Chuck Norris on Sodium Pentothal Day
“What?.”
~ Paris Hilton on Sodium Pentothal Day.
This is a day which celebrates the use of Sodium Pentothal, or Truth Serum, as discovered by Harry Potter after using it on Chuck Norris before being given a birthday Roundhouse Kick. It affects the mind of most people by making them say only the truth, but those few that are unaffected by the drug's weird power can indeed lie and do so profusely. This makes them hard to distinguish by truth mobs out for revenge. However this is compensated by growing a vagina on the person's forehead, making them easy to find and harm.
[edit] Memorial Sodium Pentothal Day Events
Below are some memorable Sodium Pentothal Day Events that have happened as a result of being under this wonderful substance's influence
- -1: Bob's Uncle declares that he is indeed a bisexual with both sexual organs, allowing him to create his own children and spawning the current Royal bloodline all on his own.
- 3: God reveals he made a mistake in creation by adding a Unicorn
- 666: The Devil slips up after drinking the tonic and reveals he has had a penis enlargement
- 777: God finally takes revenge on Satan by spiking a beer. This results in Satan being made a laughing stock for the 365.23524 days for revealing he had no penis before God helped him.
- 2006: Elvis reveals the date God will start the second coming of Jesus, causing widespread partying by Christians
- 5432: FDR the Destroyer, linked by bloodline to FDR of 1930, uses the tonic to make the Japanese leave their country after he starts his tryannical invasion to recapture the lands lost to the Doreamon's
- 111111111: Elvis finally dies in the 5th Coming of Jesus. This was not revealed until Samantha Gale of Colchester, United Kingdom of Blairs (UKB) tells the world on this day
- 32165: George Micheal flashes himself to a police man in some toilets. Obviously he had had the drug injected as what ever he was thinking at the time he did, oh no wait. This was not Sodium Penthathol he had in him at the time - ahh well.
