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Sniggers (original)

“Hey look! It's Sniggers!”
~ WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT SAY THAT if you are white!

Sniggers is a controversial spinoff of the popular candy bar Snickers. Unlike its popular counterpart, this one was targeted to black people albeit the offensive name pun. The candy bar has added nutrition to it and has several vitamins in it. Vitamin Z+ is the healthiest vitamin it contains because it makes people more athletic.

edit Controversy

Many white people who have gone to sporting events were trying to give their black friends a Sniggers bar. But due to the offensive candy bar name, many white sportaphiliacs disguised the candy bar labels as "SNICKERS with vitamins". When black people tried these out, they thought they were so good despite the offensive name. When they discovered they were called "SNIGGERS", they blacked out!!!

This product has been renamed to "Snickers plus" so that black people would be less offended in the future. As this gained popularity, many black people became athletes in the Detroit area.

This product also was known to contain leechers and seeders and was then banned from all federation CS matches. A lawsuit was filed by 1337ducckkyyysn1p3z for depriving him of these bars which was required for his mental health during a Counter-Strike tournament. He won the lawsuit and federation inc corporation payed $23,000,000 to the player. He later announced his retirement saying nothing but 'my job is done here.' Some say he took the screen name of Whaliouse, brought 1000 snicker themed PC's and then dissapeared. It is now known of his whereabouts, in a hut in nevada. He was last seen studying the Black Mesa disaster.


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