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| <small>'''The snake you are looking at may not be plane safe!'''<br />If [[Samuel L. Jackson]] saw this, claim that he did not look like a bitch. Otherwise, continue to read it until your snake urges are sated.<small>
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{{Q|Long elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles you say, sir?|Samuel L. Jackson}}
   
'''Snakes On A Plane''' is a famous internet meme (which doubles as a film) that highlights [[Samuel L. Jackson]]'s desperate and heroic battle against some two hundered thousand killer snakes, all of which takes place on the titular "plane" and a strip club. Based on a relatively obscure [[unBooks:Snakes on a Plane |Dr. Seuss book]], it was released by New Line Cinema on [[August 18]], [[2006]] to highly polarised opinions. Although critics loved the line ''"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"'', which was used by Jackson's character over fifteen times, they criticised the lack of comprehensive plot and nonsensical mixes of sex, gore and planes. The film is notable for building up a considerable internet fanbase, who were lead to believe it was a high-concept action thriller, literally depicting snakes... on a plane. However, after its release, its incredible inaccuracy was criticised, as every snake on that plane was non-venomous and the flight would have ended with a few minor bites rather than gruesome death and partial nudity.
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'''Snakes On A Plane''' is a famous internet meme (which doubles as a film) that highlights [[Samuel L. Jackson]]'s desperate and heroic battle against some two hundered thousand killer snakes, all of which takes place on the titular "plane" and a strip club. Based on a relatively obscure [[unBooks:Snakes on a Plane |Dr. Seuss book]], it was released by New Line Cinema on [[August 18]], [[2006]] to highly polarised opinions. Although critics loved the line ''"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"'', which was used by Jackson's character over fifteen times, they criticised the lack of comprehensive plot and nonsensical mixes of sex, gore and planes.
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The film is notable for building up a considerable internet fanbase, who were lead to believe it was a high-concept action thriller, literally depicting snakes... on a plane. However, after its release, its incredible inaccuracy was criticised, as every snake on that plane was non-venomous and the flight would have ended with a few minor bites rather than gruesome death and partial nudity.
   
 
==Plot Synopsis==
 
==Plot Synopsis==
[[Image:Snakebite.jpg|thumb|left|A screenshot from one of the film's scenes, where an unfortunate passenger gets bitten by what looks like a skinny guy's arm in some weird leathery sock.]]
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[[Image:Snakebite.jpg|thumb|right|250px|A screenshot from one of the film's scenes, where an unfortunate passenger gets bitten by what looks like a skinny guy's arm in some weird leathery sock.]]
 
Snakes on a Plane depicts the story of Samuel L. "Motherfuckin' " Jackson (played by himself), a [[black]] grizzled cop archetype known for his shameless use of the word motherfucker. Three days before his retirement, he is given the task of protecting a man in his mid 20's, despite Jackson repeatedly calling him "kid", named Sean Jones. Sean has witnessed a [[murder]] (which is depicted in full gruesome detail) and the murderers, lead by an [[Asian]] guy called Eddie Kim, want cold blooded revenge. However, they seem to take the "cold blooded" bit literally, as they load several hundered cratefuls of [[snake]]s and one or two guns for no reason onto the plane which will be flying Jackson and Sean to [[Los Angeles]].
 
Snakes on a Plane depicts the story of Samuel L. "Motherfuckin' " Jackson (played by himself), a [[black]] grizzled cop archetype known for his shameless use of the word motherfucker. Three days before his retirement, he is given the task of protecting a man in his mid 20's, despite Jackson repeatedly calling him "kid", named Sean Jones. Sean has witnessed a [[murder]] (which is depicted in full gruesome detail) and the murderers, lead by an [[Asian]] guy called Eddie Kim, want cold blooded revenge. However, they seem to take the "cold blooded" bit literally, as they load several hundered cratefuls of [[snake]]s and one or two guns for no reason onto the plane which will be flying Jackson and Sean to [[Los Angeles]].
   
While on the plane, some chemistry builds between [[R. Kelly]] and [[Paris Hilton]], who both play passengers. A few minutes after the plane becomes airbourne, the pilot is brutally assaulted - but not killed - by snakes that sneak into the [[Cock|cockpit]]. As he attempts to file a [[lawsuit]] on grounds of unprovoked attack, the co-pilot looks the other way and takes over flying the plane. Meanwhile, the snakes slither out of the cockpit and down the aisle, killing countless extras. R. Kelly and Paris Hilton run into an unnocupied [[toilet]] and begin to have [[sex]], but the snakes gain almost superhuman strenght and break down the door, proceeding to kill the pair immediately.
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While on the plane, some chemistry builds between [[R. Kelly]] and [[Paris Hilton]], who both play passengers. A few minutes after the plane becomes airbourne, the pilot is brutally assaulted - but not killed - by snakes that sneak into the [[Cock|cockpit]]. As he attempts to file a [[lawsuit]] on grounds of unprovoked attack, the co-pilot looks the other way and takes over flying the plane. Meanwhile, the snakes slither out of the cockpit and down the aisle, killing countless extras. R. Kelly and Paris Hilton run into an unnocupied [[toilet]] and begin to have [[sex]], but the snakes gain almost superhuman strength and break down the door, proceeding to kill the pair immediately.
   
Soon, Samuel L. Jackson finds out what's going and pulls out a [[taser]]. He kills some of the snakes and builds a barrier of luggage in the doorway. He then gets all of the important [[actors]] out of the coach area, using the extras as character shields. More than fifty extras are killed during this process. Jackson calls up his manager, saying that he better have a coffin made of used [[bullet]]s ready for him, and then saying the iconic line, ''"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"'' for the first time.
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Soon, Samuel L. Jackson finds out what's going and pulls out a [[pistol]]. He kills some of the snakes and builds a barrier of luggage in the doorway. He then gets all of the important [[actors]] out of the coach area, using the extras as character shields. More than fifty extras are killed during this process. Jackson calls up his manager, saying that he better have a coffin made of used [[bullet]]s ready for him, and then saying the iconic line, ''"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"'' for the first time.
   
Meanwhile, the co-pilot wants a twinky, so he goes into the bowels of the plane to get one. While he is gone, the plane starts to fall towards the [[ocean]]. Because of this, the snakes break through the barrier and start to search for the least important character. Suddenly, a huge anaconda, codename "El Monstrato", decides it's time to [[eat]] someone, and consumes a middle-aged [[British]] man (although, luckily, he was an [[annoying]] character). As the snakes watch in awe, the actors are able to get upstairs to the first class area. The pilot, who has just finished conferring with his [[lawyer]], notices that all the [[blood]] is going to his head and takes control of the plane, keeping it in the air for a few minutes until the co-pilot returns with his twinky and takes over again.
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Meanwhile, the morbidly obese co-pilot wants a twinky, so he goes into the bowels of the plane to get one. However, his big-ass causes the plane starts to fall towards the [[ocean]]. Because of this, the snakes break through the barrier and start to search for the least important character. Suddenly, a huge anaconda, codename "Ass-Burger Fuckman", decides it's time to [[eat]] someone, and consumes a middle-aged [[British]] man with rotting teeth(although, luckily, he was an [[annoying]] character). As the snakes watch in awe, the actors are able to get upstairs to the first class area. The pilot, who has just finished conferring with his [[lawyer]], notices that all the [[blood]] is going to his head and takes control of the plane, keeping it in the air for a few minutes until the co-pilot returns with his twinky and takes over again.
   
 
Suddenly, the [[power]] goes out and Jackson realizes that he will have to go [[Basement|downstairs]] to turn it back on. His love interest gives him a small flamethrower and he goes down. He is able to get the power back on again, and kills six snakes with a conveniently placed crossbow, yelling ''"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"''. Upon returning to the top, Jackson finds out that there was a snake in the co-pilot's twinky which killed him and the pilot after he threatened to call the local magistrate. Jackson gets [[piss]]ed off and proceeds to scream: ''"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking plakes on this motherfucking snane!"'' and shoots the [[window]]s out, despite previously saying that if a [[gun]] went off in the compressed air of the cabin, everyone would be killed. Somehow, the snakes all fly out as the passengers not only stay put and are able to breathe, but engage in a [[breakdance]] competition. Jackson then realises that the plane is still going to crash, however Kenan Thompson reveals that he has experience landing planes, or at least on the [[PlayStation 2]]. Nevertheless, this proves suffice and he lands the plane, allowing the passengers to start their [[Sequel|perilous, snake filled car ride home]].
 
Suddenly, the [[power]] goes out and Jackson realizes that he will have to go [[Basement|downstairs]] to turn it back on. His love interest gives him a small flamethrower and he goes down. He is able to get the power back on again, and kills six snakes with a conveniently placed crossbow, yelling ''"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"''. Upon returning to the top, Jackson finds out that there was a snake in the co-pilot's twinky which killed him and the pilot after he threatened to call the local magistrate. Jackson gets [[piss]]ed off and proceeds to scream: ''"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking plakes on this motherfucking snane!"'' and shoots the [[window]]s out, despite previously saying that if a [[gun]] went off in the compressed air of the cabin, everyone would be killed. Somehow, the snakes all fly out as the passengers not only stay put and are able to breathe, but engage in a [[breakdance]] competition. Jackson then realises that the plane is still going to crash, however Kenan Thompson reveals that he has experience landing planes, or at least on the [[PlayStation 2]]. Nevertheless, this proves suffice and he lands the plane, allowing the passengers to start their [[Sequel|perilous, snake filled car ride home]].
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==Thematic Analysis==
 
==Thematic Analysis==
[[Image:Snakes_on_a_plane.JPG|thumb|Note the highly metaphorical and symbolic dialogue in this scene.]]Snakes on a Plane uses extensive [[metaphor]]s and symbolism to communicate its rich and nuanced themes. As Jones, representing the western [[rich]], boards the “plane” of western [[culture]] and values, it's expected to be a simple and secure journey. However, snakes, symbolic for [[terrorism]], attack the plane, causing severe damage, and killing several [[Lies|innocent]] bystanders. Samuel L. Jackson, who represents the [[War on Terror]], responds with great [[vengeance]] and furious anger, far exceeding the [[corpse]] count of the initial terrorist attack. As the terrorist attacks continue, Samuel L. Jackson becomes more and more aggressive, to the point of endangering all of the innocents on board the plane of western culture and values to kill the terrorist snakes. Ultimately, his efforts would have no effect, because the pilot was killed while he was distracted by his crusade. Ultimately, by having some [[fat]] dude land the plane, the film is attempting to portray the importance of ordinary people in extraordinary situations.
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[[Image:Snakes_on_a_plane.JPG|thumb|right|250px|Note the highly metaphorical and symbolic dialogue in this scene.]]Snakes on a Plane uses extensive [[metaphor]]s and symbolism to communicate its rich and nuanced themes. As Jones, representing the western [[rich]], boards the “plane” of western [[culture]] and values, it's expected to be a simple and secure journey. However, snakes, symbolic for [[terrorism]], attack the plane, causing severe damage, and killing several [[Lies|innocent]] bystanders. Samuel L. Jackson, who represents the [[War on Terror]], responds with great [[vengeance]] and furious anger, far exceeding the [[corpse]] count of the initial terrorist attack. As the terrorist attacks continue, Samuel L. Jackson becomes more and more aggressive, to the point of endangering all of the innocents on board the plane of western culture and values to kill the terrorist snakes. Ultimately, his efforts would have no effect, because the pilot was killed while he was distracted by his crusade. Ultimately, by having some [[fat]] dude land the plane, the film is attempting to portray the importance of ordinary people in extraordinary situations.
   
 
==Internet Scam==
 
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==Critical Response==
 
==Critical Response==
[[File:Facepalm2.jpg|left|thumb|A common critic's reaction to the film.]]Much was made of the aforementioned internet mania that surrounded the movie, even before its release, let to [[critic]]s sighing at what they predicted the actual film would be about, and various [[magazine]]s and media outlets reporting that this signified a dark new age of moviegoers dictating the content of movies; as if the idea that giving moviegoers what they wanted was tantamount to a horrible breach of moviemaking integrity. Thus, the [[great]]ness of the film was ignored, and Snakes on a Plane received poor critical reception. After that it went on to have disappointing domestic box office numbers, and reviewers gloated for several weeks - [[Roger Ebert]] said in his review of the film: ''"Snakes on a Plane is pure brainless [[insanity]]. I have never seen a more pointless, pathetic film."'' - and were then reassured that movies were still a bastion of dignified [[art]].
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[[File:Facepalm2.jpg|left|250px|thumb|A common critic's reaction to the film.]]
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Much was made of the aforementioned internet mania that surrounded the movie, even before its release, let to [[critic]]s sighing at what they predicted the actual film would be about, and various [[magazine]]s and media outlets reporting that this signified a dark new age of moviegoers dictating the content of movies; as if the idea that giving moviegoers what they wanted was tantamount to a horrible breach of moviemaking integrity.
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Thus, the [[great]]ness of the film was ignored, and Snakes on a Plane received poor critical reception. After that it went on to have disappointing domestic box office numbers, and reviewers gloated for several weeks - [[Roger Ebert]] said in his review of the film: ''"Snakes on a Plane is pure brainless [[insanity]]. I have never seen a more pointless, pathetic film."'' - and were then reassured that movies were still a bastion of dignified [[art]].
   
 
It also came in second place for the coveted "Most Obvious Title" award, only losing to the critically-acclaimed film "<small>'''On A Cold Day In Alaska, A Guy Gets Lost And Encounters Hardships, Including Hunger, Loneliness, As Well As The Cold, But Things Take A Turn For The Best Up When He Finds A Polar Bear And While At First Fears Him, Eventually Befriends The Bear, Who Ends Up Saving His Life During A Dramatic Encounter On A Small Ice Shelf That Inexplicably Breaks When He Is Halfway Through It, Leading The Bear To Have To Dive In And Save Him, Cementing Their Friendship Until The Other Human Friend Arrives And Proceeds To Shoot The Bear, Who Dies In A Climactic Ending, While The Guy Gets Four Of His Toes Removed Because Of Frostbite'''</small>". This film also won two [[Oscar]]s.
 
It also came in second place for the coveted "Most Obvious Title" award, only losing to the critically-acclaimed film "<small>'''On A Cold Day In Alaska, A Guy Gets Lost And Encounters Hardships, Including Hunger, Loneliness, As Well As The Cold, But Things Take A Turn For The Best Up When He Finds A Polar Bear And While At First Fears Him, Eventually Befriends The Bear, Who Ends Up Saving His Life During A Dramatic Encounter On A Small Ice Shelf That Inexplicably Breaks When He Is Halfway Through It, Leading The Bear To Have To Dive In And Save Him, Cementing Their Friendship Until The Other Human Friend Arrives And Proceeds To Shoot The Bear, Who Dies In A Climactic Ending, While The Guy Gets Four Of His Toes Removed Because Of Frostbite'''</small>". This film also won two [[Oscar]]s.
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===Solid Snake on a Plane===
 
===Solid Snake on a Plane===
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Their first draft of the movie's script involved Solid Snake from the “[[Metal Gear Solid]]” game series, trapped on a plane by evil terrorists. In his panic, he begins to go on a killing rampage to fight his way up to the cockpit, kill the pilots and land the plane. This version of the movie's story had heavy overtones about what it is to trust others, politics, and the value of a human life, as it was revealed by the end of the movie that Solid Snake had been used by the terrorists in order to crash the plane as if it was a terrorist attack and he would get the blame for it.
 
Their first draft of the movie's script involved Solid Snake from the “[[Metal Gear Solid]]” game series, trapped on a plane by evil terrorists. In his panic, he begins to go on a killing rampage to fight his way up to the cockpit, kill the pilots and land the plane. This version of the movie's story had heavy overtones about what it is to trust others, politics, and the value of a human life, as it was revealed by the end of the movie that Solid Snake had been used by the terrorists in order to crash the plane as if it was a terrorist attack and he would get the blame for it.
   
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===Planes on a Snake===
 
===Planes on a Snake===
 
{{Main|Planes on a Snake}}
 
{{Main|Planes on a Snake}}
[[Image:Planes on a Snake.jpg|thumb|200px|The original idea for a "Planes on a Snake" movie was rejected as too "plane".]]This concept took place in the distant future, where runways had long been considered obsolete, and had been replaced with giant snakes. Giant snakes were seen as being much more effective then traditional runways because a giant snake had the capacity to shift itself to position of the incoming plane. This movie was made to be a mockumentary, satirizing the ineptness of the American air traffic system. However, this script idea was rejected because it was seen as being too exciting, and because the writers didn't want their plane tickets to be rejected out of hate.
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This concept took place in the distant future, where runways had long been considered obsolete, and had been replaced with giant snakes. Giant snakes were seen as being much more effective then traditional runways because a giant snake had the capacity to shift itself to position of the incoming plane. This movie was made to be a mockumentary, satirizing the ineptness of the American air traffic system. However, this script idea was rejected because it was seen as being too exciting, and because the writers didn't want their plane tickets to be rejected out of hate.
   
 
===Planes on a Plane===
 
===Planes on a Plane===
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Image:BearsPosterSM.jpg|Bears on a Submarine
 
Image:BearsPosterSM.jpg|Bears on a Submarine
 
Image:SubCamel.jpg|Camels on a Submarine
 
Image:SubCamel.jpg|Camels on a Submarine
Image:MJcruise.jpg|Michael Jackson on a Cruise
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Image:MJcruise.jpg|Michael Jackson on a Disney Cruise
 
Image:MLPFIM Snakes on a Plane.jpg|Snakes on a Pegasus
 
Image:MLPFIM Snakes on a Plane.jpg|Snakes on a Pegasus
 
Image:Llamas-on-a-station-wagon.jpg|Llamas on a Station Wagon
 
Image:Llamas-on-a-station-wagon.jpg|Llamas on a Station Wagon
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* [http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/390/39028.html Snakes on a Plane official calculator game]
 
* [http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/390/39028.html Snakes on a Plane official calculator game]
 
* [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sharks/ Sharks on a Rollercoaster Trailer]
 
* [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sharks/ Sharks on a Rollercoaster Trailer]
 
   
 
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Latest revision as of 21:57, March 31, 2014

Nsfpsnake NOT SAFE FOR PLANES!!
The snake you are looking at may not be plane safe!
If Samuel L. Jackson saw this, claim that he did not look like a bitch. Otherwise, continue to read it until your snake urges are sated.
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