Skywalker's Law

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SkyWalker's law was an established government principle created by Luke Skywalker some time after the death of his father, Darth Vader and his master Emperor Palpatine. The law indicates that all Newborn babies shall have their right hands cut off by means of lightsaber and given cybernetics to replace said hand. This circumsision like action represented the Skywalker family's ability to always get their right hand lopped off, never the left. Right-wing Bastard! Princess Leia agreed that with this law, the skywalker family would remain holy and give them an excuse to make everyone feel like them; failures. Later on it turned out to be more of a problem, people left and right were dying from electrocution when they would attempt to work on their spaceships, droids, or podracers. But No one cares about the Podracers so we're all good there. Medical fines went up, and no matter how high-class they were, the SkyWalker royal family was forced into the same bad deal we all are upon being born: taxes. The Intergalactic Banking clan and the Trade Federation, both having new leadership ((since you know, Vader murdered the previous owners in cold blood and cried like a bitch about it later)) came together and charged the New Republic billions of credits in order to pay for all the bills raised. Luke Skywalker denied paying these taxes, as they were way too fucking much, and edited the law. The new law stated that all babies upon birth must have their right hand cut off, and then replaced by a cybernetic one, and in the future should said person become injured due to the metal hand, are to be shot in the face at once.

As expected, the democratic noobs in the senate had a major fit about how they could no longer tax everything, and resorted to crying in the senate for sympathy, getting a simple "stop being a bitch and take it like a man" response.

The Law was later disbanded due to the fact that major companies all around the Galaxy that produced machines had to drop workers with the metallic arms to avoid risks of being responsible for injury. This caused economic termoil that ended with the Galaxy no longer having a major supply of droids, guns, AT-AT's, Capital Ships, mechanic dildos, or big mechanic dildos. Once the law was put down ((to the dismay of Luke of course)) it took over forty five years for mass-machine businesses to re-open. By the time the Galaxy had a good amount of mechanical dildo's back, everyone had dropped the concept of masturbation, causing much stocks to be dropped.

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