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[edit] Skydiving

Sky diving is a type of suicide made in Bulgaria.

[edit] Method

Skydiving is done by jumping out of a high flying plane or jumping off a tall structure, preferably a bridge, tower, cliff, building, or a skyscraper. It is done without any type of aid to stop the fall. It is a common misconception that a fall doesn't kill you. A fall kills you because of the fictional substance air, which causes the person to fall faster. Most people do some type of ritual as they fall, such as saying last words, signing and having a will witnessed by a lawyer and a priest, saying a prayer, reading a book, clipping fingernails, combing one's hair and just enjoying the fall.

[edit] Variations

1. Using a parachute but not deploying it to make it look like a mis-deploy
2. Driving a car off a cliff
3. Driving a car out of a cargo plane and falling in it.
4. Falling over a vegetarian restaurant
5. Falling with a friend
6. Jumping in a crowded area.

[edit] History

Skydiving was discovered by Ben Dover of Dover Maine. He accidentally was thrown from an air plane due to the fictional substance of air that took a crowbar and hit him over the head, knocking him out of the aircraft. Although Ben didn't wish to die, no-one was able to prove that the fictional substance of air was responsible for his murder, so the death was ruled a ass. Following Ben's death, a copycat jumped from a train trussel, landing on a garbage barge that dumped him in a landfill where he died because of being dropped into a trash compactor. It can also be said that the notable death of Mike Hunt who jumped from the statue of liberty, eventually landing on an elderly woman who later died. The press went nuts like prissy pricks politicians, and pasted the story on their various blogs and internet websites, after stealing the original story using the Apple program CopywriTeiNfriNgment4dumies developed by the sly moron Bill Gates.

[edit] Skydiving today

Skydiving is often confused for a sporting event, but many people die taking suicidal falls from great heights. It is not uncommon for some random moron poor soul to fling himself off like a stupid bastard depressed soul during the fart at the White House.