In accordance to the August 20th celebration of International Random Elvis Sighting in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Elvis has been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article.
I have to apologise for my poor editing technique especially the multiple edits in rapid succession on one article, it's just that I don't notice all my stupid errors until I'm looking at the page again and go Doh!, yes I do use the preview but some still get through (you should see the state of the articles BEFORE I hit "save page").
--Elvis 07:08, 9 May 2005 (EDT)
I may seem a bit random in the sentences I hand out, I generaly give a week for 1 offensce more if it's something like Estonia or Lithuanian (as they have been warned). Also I ban IP's quicker where as registered users I'm more likely to give a warning too or a shorter ban (a day or so). Likewise I'm likely to be a lot more harsh if the only activity for an IP/user is vandalising/blanking than someone who has added a few bits and bobs and made some valid contributions then gone on a speer. Anyway comments?
--Sir ElvisKUN | Petition 14:00, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)
If I have two apples in one hand, and 15 apples in my remaining manuses(manuii?) how many people know the real truth. I like your policy! And I like the fact that you explain it unto us, so darkness may be gone forever more. Amen. --47MonkeyMUNHMRFRAs7fc | Talk 23:37, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Sounds fair to me. I've been giving out 24-day bans for so long that it's gotten to be a habit, but I've been trying to cut that down by half or so except, like you said, for blatantly off-limits pages like Estonia. In all I'm probably more erratic than you are when it comes to banning... --RcmurphyKUN 00:15, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I would save the 24 year ban for people who fuck around with non-article pages. What, its not like I gave anyone 24 year bans, Im just saying...--Nytrospawn 01:01, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Agreed. I prefer insane bans, and then determine how guilty I feel about them and adjust accordingly. Vandalism/blanks of personal,previously featured, or "hot" articles are auto-24 days for me. 100 day bans for junk salesmen who trash user pages.--FlammableCUN 00:23, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
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<Elvis> Mhaille: Nah All I do is spork articles form wp and change a few names and Un to the front of everything
Hope you don't get angry :) - Sir Sikon[formerly known as Guest] 14:13, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASS
For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios. Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
This administrator has often deleted perfectly good user created redirects or one line articles, undone very funny multiple moves, banned users who only blanked a couple of dozen pages, or otherwise abused their powers.
This user has recieved a Zombie slave from Zombiebaron for obviously doing something to impress him. Zombieminions must be fed thrice daily on brains or cheese and can be expected to serve you like a slave.
Useless Gobshite of the Month October 2005
