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Today's show my menToday's featured articleDon't you know how important today is?!? What do you mean, what happened today?!? Today is a day that will live on in infamy! Don't you know what infamy means? It means you fucking remember! I mean, I would have expected this from one of those god damned liberals, but not you! Everytime I see one of them towel-headed... ...sand-niggers, I remember! I always sit there wondering, "What kinda bomb is this sand-nigger gonna blow me up with today?", because that's what sand-niggers do, they blow you up! So I go up to him, and go all like "I dunno what you're doin' here, sand-nigger, but we here folk don't like bein' blown up, so why don't you just saddle up and head outta town! We don't like your kind 'round here!" Try and apply for a job at the corner store, will he? I sure showed him... Everytime I watch one of those liberal pansy-assed... ...news channels, I remember! I watch one of them there pansies, sittin' there in their fancy elitist suits, at their fancy elitist desks, reading their fancy elitist teleprompters, tellin' me how "President" Osama is gonna be pulling troops out of I-Rack, so I shout at him "Don't you remember?!? We need to find those dirty sand-niggers who did it! Oh Lord, he's one of them sand-niggers himself!" (More...) Recently featured: The Pilgrim Fathers - Frida Kahlo - Matter - I ate your Haagen-Dazs - Carnies - Julius Malema
Yesterday's featured articleSeventeenth century England was a dangerous place; politically uneasy and religiously intolerant. But not intolerant enough for Pastor William Brewster who expelled himself from the Church of England when the General Synod disagreed that evading Roman excise duties by miraculously producing wine proved Jesus had deserved crucifixion. In 1604 King James I decreed puritans to be "undesirable" as his interests had moved onto young girls, and it seemed increasingly likely that Brewster's minions would be expelled from the Nottinghamshire village of Scooby due to persistent allegations of "interfering [with] kids". Where could Brewster and his followers live where they could create a society in their own image, where laughter would be punishable by death and non-procreative sex prohibited (except with livestock)? Rumours abounded of a vast land across the mighty Atlantic Ocean inhabited only by savages ripe for being disapproved of and then exterminated. But how would they get there?(more...) You can put your mark for your most favoriteist things to be taken to show and tell. Meh......brain. In pain. Hehe. That rhymes. More favoriteist things from show and tell What happend lorng ago todayDecember 21: Personal Hygiene Day
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