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Silly Putty (Chemical formula: (SpCOClN), is a rubbery, slimy compound that displays exceptional elasticity and rubbericity. It is the natural excretion of the Bunga-Bunga squirrel, and is highly prized for it's Erectile Dysfunction treatment properties.
Silly Putty was accidentally discovered by Sir Rudolph Silly in 1943, while attempting to invent a substance that neither bounces nor stretches, breaks, or reproduces newsprint images. Although unsuccessful in his original goal, Sir Rudolph soon found he could form comical phallic shapes with the new substance, which he went on to market as "Silly Willy Putty," later shortened to its current name.
Silly Putty in WWII
Silly putty was experimented with by the Germans as a substitute for weaponry. This was a complete failure, and is the reason why they lost the war. Ask any senile old man. They know.
Uses for Silly Putty
It was not until many years later that Silly Putty was found to have a use. Although many of these uses may or may not seem trivial or not, they have meaning in the greater scheme of things. A comprehensive guide is given below:
Dont Eat it Or You WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!