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Shrooms can eat your dick and pussy!!!!!!!!!!
“None the less it is a drug and too much can kill you.”
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“Drugs are good, man......look at all the pretty colors!”
~ Hippies on a psychadelic so called "dream"
George W. Bush on Shrooms

Magic Mushrooms, or simply 'shrooms, are a common hallucinogenic drug. It is known to have no negative side effects at all, in fact being beneficial in some cases, causing a power-up, or giving you the inspiration to write a book for the Bible.


Banpestro-mushrooms

These mushrooms will make you stronger, but give you the urge to stamp on things... excessive consumption may give you the impression that you can throw fire with your hands

Effects

Shrooms are a very strange drug. Shortly after eating them you will start seeing things that aren't real. Everything will become very cartoonish and gay looking. You will start imaging that you are a short fat plumber, and you will walk around screaming " It's a me, Mario." You will also think that for some reason you have to rescue a princess that got captured by a giant horny turtle. You may also start eating things off of the ground for no logical reason, like flowers and leafs and and stuff that you will think will give some sort of magical power. You may also start stomping on people's head and calling them Goombas. You will also start thinking you have a dumb-ass brother named Luigi who is inferrior to you in every way. Oh and you might also think that for some reason you are riding on a little green dinosaur thingy that you call Yoshi. But when you wake up you will find out that none of that was real

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an screenshot of an Shrooms trip

Pony

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Stephen Hawking NO NO NO MY LITTLE PONY SHOULD NOT RAPE!!!!!!!!!

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Psychodelic astro

I've always wanted to walk on the moon... SHEET this ent the moon? AAAAAAAHHHH the Gilligan-mutant

Happyland22nr

liek omg wut? i pwn doz hapi monstas de got haXX0rred!!! SOD OFF WTF SORRIIIII 'DAMN' NA STP I DNT /\/\33n T0 KILL UR M0NSTA FR3ND!!!!

Being on shrooms sounds like this [1]

Toxicity

If you weigh 60kg, About 1.5kg dried Psilocybe cubensis will probably kill you, as they absorb water, swell and cause your stomach to explode, covering your friends in blood and intestines.(See video below...) Anyone nearby risks injury from bone fragments etc. If you have a very very very large stomach, eating 15kg will cause your mind to implode and possibly destroy the universe.

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Terrors

While high you may experience terrors, these can be terrifying and dangerous, here is a typical scene in which three characters experience terrors for the first time

Person 1: TOTAL... DID YOU HEAR THAT... ITS THE FUCKING POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking: SHIT DUDE... THROW ALL OUR SHIT OUT THE WINDOW

Person 1: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Stephen Hawking: I'M the Gilligan-mutant I RAPE YOUR calf FOR A LIVING

Person 1: ARE YOU IN MY HEAD

Stephen Hawking: YES...

Person 1: COMMUNIST DILDO GET the Gilligan-mutant OUTTA MY HEAD

*bangs head on wall*

Person 2: FUCKSTAIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ??!!

Person 1: GOTTA GET the Gilligan-mutant OUTTA MY HEAD

Person 2: BOLLOCKS Stephen Hawking the Gilligan-mutant! WHERE IS IT

Person 1: IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

Person 2: FUCKWIT LET ME GET IT OUT

*picks up pick axe*

Person 1: SHIT DUDE

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone, Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, donana phone

Person 3: HOLY FUCK! BANANA PHONE DON'T TOUCH ME

Person 2: BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET the Gilligan-mutant OUTTA YOUR HEAD?

Person 1: GIMME THE PICK AXE I'LL DO IT MYSELF

Person 2: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME I'LL GET BANANA PHONES

Person 3: Hey guys, I'm an orange, I've peeled myself, who wants to eat me?

Person 2: Fuck the Gilligan-mutant lets eat him

Person 1: What about the police?

Person 2: SPUNK THE POLICE!

Person 1: THROW YOURSELVES OUT THE WINDOW

Person 3: No way, not until you eat me

Person 2: Okay, lets eat him, then crack your head open, then jump out the window.

Person 1: He tastes good...

Person 2: CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HE'S DEAD!

Person 1: ALEX TREBEK WE'RE CANNIBALS!

Stephen Hawking: I'm not...

Person 1: FUCK OFF RANDOM VOICE

Person 2: WHY THE NIGGER ARE YOU TELLING ME TO FUCK OFF?

Person 1: WALRUS SHIT I WAS TALKING TO the Gilligan-mutant

Person 2: MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU CALLING ME the Gilligan-mutant

*embeds ladle in person 1's head*

Person 2: [expletive deleted] JENKEM FUCKWIT THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Jumps out of window*

Aftermath

Person 2 survived the fall, but thought that he was being oozingly crystallized by a plastic employed by Stephen Hawking as a lawyer. He promptly crystallized a ladle into his vagina killing him instantly. The police never found his body... But all that is irrelevant, because that little conversation was so poorly written and impossible to follow that I'm sure everyone just skipped to the aftermath like me.

THATS WHY DRUGS ARE BAD

I lied, they are very good, but don't be so oozing like the n00bs in that story

fact: taking shroom will inevitably cause your genitals to grow to an enormous size and give you the urge to take it in the ass from a panda bear

Shrooms can be very fun if used with the right person for example, If a conservative christian were to eat mushrooms he most likely would see Jesus and start to think it was the rapture in which case he will go to hell as anyone with those types of ethics belongs in hell. However if you are more of a mindset of acceptance of other people then as a giant rainbow fish floats out of your friends mouth as he babbles about something stupid instead of being freaked you most likely will be happy you don't need to here your stupid friend talk about stupid shit and will be much more pleased watching the fish swim around the room until it breaks your T.V.

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