Shrooms
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“none the less it is a drug and too much can kill you.”
~ George W. Bush on Shrooms
Magic Mushrooms, or simply 'shrooms, are a common hallucinogenic drug. It is known to have no negative side effects at all, in fact being beneficial in some cases, causing a power-up, or giving you the inspiration to write a book for the Bible.
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[edit] Effects
Soon after consumption, you may find yourself seeing things that aren't there. You may also feel very horny. You also can get hungry, so stock up on the chips and soda. Shrooms,or magic mushrooms are not recommended for anyone. The high lasts long but you will not like it ThIS SHIT WILL FUCK U RIGHT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soon after taking, it is likely that you will see strange distortions in what you see. This may make things hard toμРas μÐÐ¥ÐЪÐÐ ÐÏÏмд may appear ЧÐЪЪÐУÐ.
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[edit] Terrors
While high you may experience terrors, these can be terrifying and dangerous, here is a typical scene in which three characters experience terrors for the first time
Person 1: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING... DID YOU HEAR THAT... ITS THE FUCKING POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scooter Libby: SHIT DUDE... THROW ALL OUR SHIT OUT THE WINDOW
Person 1: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Scooter Libby: I'M a Dendroid I RAPE YOUR pubic hair FOR A LIVING
Person 1: ARE YOU IN MY HEAD
Scooter Libby: YES...
Person 1: WOODPECKERSHIT GET a Dendroid OUTTA MY HEAD
*bangs head on wall*
Person 2: INBRED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ??!!
Person 1: GOTTA GET a Dendroid OUTTA MY HEAD
Person 2: BASTARD Scooter Libby a Dendroid! WHERE IS IT
Person 1: IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: GOD BLESS AMERICA LET ME GET IT OUT
*picks up pick axe*
Person 1: SHIT DUDE
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone, Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, donana phone
Person 3: HOLY FUCK! BANANA PHONE DON'T TOUCH ME
Person 2: BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET a Dendroid OUTTA YOUR HEAD?
Person 1: GIMME THE PICK AXE I'LL DO IT MYSELF
Person 2: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME I'LL GET BANANA PHONES
Person 3: Hey guys, I'm an orange, I've peeled myself, who wants to eat me?
Person 2: Fuck a Dendroid lets eat him
Person 1: What about the police?
Person 2: BASTARD THE POLICE!
Person 1: THROW YOURSELVES OUT THE WINDOW
Person 3: No way, not until you eat me
Person 2: Okay, lets eat him, then crack your head open, then jump out the window.
Person 1: He tastes good...
Person 2: BOOBS HE'S DEAD!
Person 1: SEMPRINI WE'RE CANNIBALS!
Scooter Libby: I'm not...
Person 1: FUCK OFF RANDOM VOICE
Person 2: WHY THE TIMBER NIGGER ARE YOU TELLING ME TO FUCK OFF?
Person 1: MASTURBATION I WAS TALKING TO a Dendroid
Person 2: FLYING FUCK ARE YOU CALLING ME a Dendroid
*embeds spoon in person 1's head*
Person 2: SHEEP SHAGGER DICKFACE DOUCHING THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jumps out of window*
[edit] Aftermath
Person 2 survived the fall, but thought that he was being emancipatedly deconstructed by a blow-up doll employed by Scooter Libby as a doctor. He promptly deconstructed a spoon into his calf killing him instantly. The police never found his body...
[edit] THATS WHY DRUGS ARE BAD
I lied, they are very good, but don't be so emancipated like the n00bs in that story
fact: taking shroom will inevitably cause your genitals to grow to an enormous size and give you the urge to take it in the ass from a panda bear
