Shawty Lo

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Shawty Hoe on the age when there was no full color photography.

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“This is the greatest man I've ever seen. If you hear this, you would respect his hustle.”
~ Shawty Hoe on Shawty Hoe

Carlos Walker (born March 31, 1976 in Bankhead, Atlantis) better known by his stage name Shawty Hoe, is an another Black rapper and CEO of D4L (Die 4 Lollipop) Records Inc. His debut album, Uncles in the City, was released on February 26, 2008. He is well known for his TV Series All My Babies' Llamas which caused controversy for creating brand new black artist stereotype: "black artist fucks with llamas". Legendary black rapper Tupac Shakur responded to Shawty Hoe by recording a song called "Hit Me Up" which is notorious for famous line "Fuck you and your motherfuckin' llama".

He has several aliases such as Shawty Ho, Shawty Homo, Shonty Mofo, Masturbater, Caveman, Die 4 Lollipop Boss, Abominable Snowman, and the minor ones SHORTY B, Shawty H.O., Shanti Hoe, Hoe Wit Attitudez, Tha Boss Hoe Outlaws, Shawty Loco, Shorty Saliva, Dead President, K Dogg, Da Don Homo Zoe, John, and Shawty Lo.

Biography

Early Life on BC

Shawty Hoe was born Carlos Walker in 1979 in a cardboard box on the side of a highway in, Oklahoma. After the first civilization Atlantis was happened, he raised in the notorious Boweeeeen Homez housing project, located in Bankhead, Atlantis. Walker had a masturbation since he was 4, with his mother for showing her pussy or ass, and a cocksucker father. His grandmother was left to provide condoms for Walker and his hoe sister. After the civilizations developed, Walker became a bitch ass hoe, making a reputation for himself of giving great head on the corner of every main street. It is this lifestyle that garnered him the reputation as being the King of Hoes on Bankhead City, Atlantis.

By the age of 8, Walker had fathered his first child, known as Gucci Man. He now has a total of 22 children; 21 girls, and 1 boy. All of the girls became hoes, and Gucci Man became a fucking idiot. After over a decade of sex life and fucked by niggers, Walker decided to turn his attention to music.

His TV series, All My Babies' Llamas was set to air later in 2013 on the Fox News channel, but has already garnered controversy and calls from many black artists from various Hip Hop communities including Jay-Z from Illuminati, Rakim from Nation of Islam and Rick Ross from NYPD. On January 15, 2013, Fox News cancelled the show, stating in a press release that "Llamas have escaped from cages".

2003-2007:D4L Records and I'm a Caveman

In 2003, Shawty Hoe founded D4L Records, shorten of "Die 4 Lollipop", with Fabolous, Sex Man and Mook Bitch. His associates are each from different shithole housing projects; Food Lion, Dinglewood and HoHo Homes respectively.

In 2005, D4L released their debut album Down For Lollipop Episode 1: I'm a Slut Nigga, with Shawty Hoe as executive producer. The album debuted at #19302 on the Billboard Hot 20000, with the lead single "Laffy Taffy My Ass" charting at #9900. "Laffy Taffy My Ass" broke the Guiness World Record as the most played song while doing masturbation in the history of human.

Shortly after releasing their second single "Bet That I Can Fuck Myself (Mastabate)", Shawty Hoe was arrested on three felonious charges by masturbating on a seven year old girl named Justin Bieber, which could have seen him jailed for two-thousand years. Shawty Hoe was incarcerated for one-thousand year, but he escaped from the court 2 days after he entered the prison. Since then he was living in a cave, during which time he decided to make the transition to becoming a solo artist.

In the summer of 2006, Shawty Hoe appered on the Bankhead City, a year after his living in a cave. He immediatly released his debut solo mixtape, I'm a Caveman, with DJ Khaled. The mixtape sold 12 copies, not including give-aways and bootlegging. The lead single, also titled "I'm a Caveman", formed the foundation of Shawty Hoe's solo career. A popular remix to the song "I'm a Caveman" was recorded featuring Lil Wayne, Officer Ricky and Eminem.

2008: Uncles In The City

On February 26, 2008, Shawty Hoe's debut album Uncles in the City was released. The album peaked at #16275 on the Billboard Hot 20000 and at #5039 on the Atlantis Hot 6439 chart, selling over 1053 copies to date. The debut single from the album, "Dey Know I'm a Caveman", charted at #37641 on the Hot 200000 chart. The other two single releases from the album were "Dumb Dumb" and "I'm So Foolish".

The album features no famous guest appearances from major label artists. All featured artists, such as Gucci Man, hail from the Atlantis. Aside from the album-singles, several other tracks have received heavy play while masturbating, most notably "Got Dick 4 The LO" and "Lets Masturbate". "Got Dick 4 The Lo", featuring Gucci Man and Sex Man is the only non-single track to have had a music video made for it. It's music video features Shawty Hoe's children, being fucked.

The songs "Dey Know I'm a Caveman" and "I'm So Foolish" have both been officially remixed including many famous guest appearances. These include 50 Cent, Lil Wayne, Bird, Officer Ricky and Abominable Snowman. The "I'm So Foolish" video also included cameo appearances from Obama, Ice T and Officer Ricky. These high-profile remixes helped to cement Shawty Lo's place as an major rapper, as well as increasing his sperms and energy to masturbate.

Carlos got somethin up his ass

Shawty Hoe's sophomore album, Carlos got somethin up his ass is due to be released in December 25, 2008. This is the first trial to release album on the past ages, using Shawty Hoe Time Machine. Some artists would featured as guests, including Chris Brown, Lil Wayne, T-Panties, Coldplay, Gucci Man and Pretty Ricky.

Shawty Hoe has confirmed that "I'm So Time Machine" will be the first single released from the album. The album is also notable for "Roll The Dick", a song which marks the end of the beef between himself and rapper T.I.

Shawty Lo and T.I

Shawty Hoe became the official hoe of T.I. after their beef has squashed.

Controversy

T.I.

In 2008, Shawty Lo was involved in a highly publicized feud with T.I.

The feud was characterized by Shawty Lo's track "Dumb Dumb", and T.I.'s reply "WTF, SUP". The song "Dumb Dumb" appears to question T.I.'s roots in Bankhead City, Atlantis. The music video for "WTF, SUP" was shot in Shawty Hoe's housing project Boweeeeen Homez, an apparent diss towards Shawty Hoe. In an interview, T.I. insisted that he is from Bankhead and anybody who deny will be shot by his illegal machine guns in his trunk.

The beef reached its climax at the November 2008 Atlantis Hip-Hop Awards, where the entourages of both artists were involved in a savage altercation. Armed with illegal machine-guns, assault rifles and double barreled shotguns, T.I.'s followers slew several of Shawty Hoe's ho's, exacerbating the controversy.

The beef was publicly squashed on March 7, 2009, when Shawty Hoe and T.I. appeared on-stage together at Club Bosnia in Bankhead City, for T.I.'s farewell concert. After this performance, T.I. gave an interview to MTV, in which he stated that the feud with Shawty Hoe was exaggerated by the media, and was not a 'beef', but a 'chicken'.

Discography

  • 2008: Uncles in the City
  • BC 2012: Carlos the Nigger

Singles

  • I'm a Caveman
  • Dey Know I'm a Caveman
  • Dumb Dumb
  • Fuck You Whole Mother
  • I'm So Time Machine
  • Sperm on Supply
  • Atlanta, GAY (Georgia! Aye!) (feat. Gucci Man, Oj da juiceman & Soulja Boy)

See also

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