Shat
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“I eat pieces of Shat like you for breakfast.”
~ Satan on Shat
“I tried shat before for breakfast... not as good as people make it sound.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Shat
“Large text scares the shit outta me.”
~ This Guy on This Page
“This... page... is.... about... me?”
~ William Shatner on This Page
“The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Shat. Shat. Shat."”
~ Boris Karloff on The Grinch
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[edit] The Many Uses of Shat
[edit] Gift
The only present you will ever get from Santa (lets face it no one is perfect).
[edit] Currency
The only form of currency in Djibouti, where not only is it a pleasure to recive Shat from Santa, it is also a blessing.
[edit] Packageing
Ever wonder what that stuff that comes in the cardboard boxes is? Now you know, it is purified shat that becomes porus and white when purified. Thus making it a very good packing material. In such a form it is also used on space shits to absorb heat on entrance to the earths atmosphere.
[edit] Food
Shat can be used as a food, sometimes digested through the esophagus by injection, or through the anus by probe.
[edit] Scat
Closely related to Scat, it is heavily consumed during hurricanes. It is normally eaten in conjunction with Ramen, or some other such easy to make poison.
[edit] McDonald's
Other times its edible form can take on many different names, as may be observed from McDonald's standard menu. It is sometimes called:
- The number 1 through 57
- The Big Mac
- French Fries
- Quarter pounder
- Royal with Cheese
[edit] Ammo
Many different civilizations have utilized Shat as a very effective form of ammo. Usually used in a catapult or on the end of an arrow and lit on fire. It was utilized as ammo first by the Romans then by the Ancient Egyptians who surprisingly enough were not copying the Romans, but rather copying their Monkey Gods. Other civilizations have since followed suit, not limited to but including:
- The New Age Aztecs
- The Nazis
- The Idiots On Parade
- The Gambling Indians
- The Hindu Indians
- The Everyday Indians
