Shandi from Playmania
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Shandi from PlayMania (born June 9th, 1979 in Florissant, Missouri, USA) is a television hostess. She is tall, blonde, and really, really, hot. Her last name is unspellable, which doesn't matter because no one knows what it is anyway. She is best known for hosting PlayMania. She's also been either Miss America or Miss USA (or maybe both), I'm not exactly sure, but yeah, just look at her, she's really freakin' hot! So, yeah, no big surprise there. She also co-hosts Lingo, a game show which is all about grabbing pairs of blue balls. I don't know if she does the grabbing, or if the contestants grab em' or what, all I know is I'd hate to have to grab some other guy's junk to win some cash because that would be really gay.
PlayMania is a puzzle gameshow where college age losers who live with their parents call in to hit on Shandi. Then she blushes and gives away the answer, and then the next caller gets the prize (unless he's really drunk or stupid). Oh, and apparently it's not called Playmania anymore. It's called Quiznation now, but it's still part of Playmania, so TECHNICALLY it still IS Playmania, only it isn't, but it still is, more or less. Now I'm confused.
REALLY LATE UPDATE: Well, some asshole decided to cancel PlayMania. That sucks. I mean seriously, that just sucks. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to just bitch and actually be funny? C'mon, give me a break! They just canceled my favorite show (18 months ago)and I'm totally bummed out, man. Well anyway, Shandi totally flipped her shit and kicked the ever loving crap out the guy handing out pink slips. And Drew the Cameraman found the missing Chuck Woolery bobblehead and totally got to out on that date with Shandi. Lucky son of a bitch, huh?
edit The Guy That Canceled PlayMania Is An Asshole
Well, he is.
- Height: 5 ft 11 in (6' 2" in heels)
- Eyes: Blue
- Hair: Blonde
- Weight: 125 lbs
- Did I mention hot?
- Actually, she looks like what Samus Aran would look like if you met her in person, right down (up?) to her height in heels/high jump boots. Wouldn't meeting Samus in person be so cool though? Especially if she wanted to make out with you, that would fucking rock!
edit Did you know?
- Shandi loves sexy people.
- She is hot.
- I love sexy people!
- Shandi gives away answers ... A LOT (This is why she's everyone's favorite host)
- Shandi thinks a median is a person who can talk to the dead
- She also thinks flint is a kind of lint
- She believes Michigan is known best for its production of cheeses
- She invented the word "possimaybe"
- She believes Chuck Woolery is some sort of god
- She probably is confusing him for Chuck Norris who we all well know is, indeed, a god
- She has written numerous books educating children about the dangers of Grues
- She has credits towards a Master's Degree in Psycology and has had a study published in a reputable journal NOTE: This is probably due to Strongbad's Rollover Theroem which states that someone can actually be so dumb as to "roll over" back into smart, however, whether this "roll over" applies to blondes is still up for debate
- She's really hot
- Her middle name is Ren. You know, like the Chihuahua who calls Stimpy a fat bloated eediot. Interestingly enough, that's what she called me when she saw this
- Shandi loves to run in the rain because it gets her white shirt wet.
edit Shandi's Recipe for Delicious Cupcakes
- 1 box of cake mix
- 1/2 cup water
- 1/4 cup vegetable oil
- 3 eggs that are at least 90 days past their expiration date
1. Mix ingredients in large bowl 2. Pour into cupcake or muffin pan 3. Bake for 25 minutes in a 350 degrees F oven 4. Remove carefully and allow cupcakes to cool 5. Enjoy
WARNING:May cause diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, hallucinations, and death. Delicious Cupcakes may not actually be all that delicious.