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“They say this cat is a bad mother - . . . ”
“SHUT YO MOUTH!”
“But I'm talking about Shaft!”
“Then I dig it!”
John Shaft is a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman, so Shaft cannot be described in more than one sentence otherwise everyone will understand and he can't be Shaft no more. SHAFT!
A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.3
Music Video (MTV 1982)
The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.5
Can ya dig it?6
- ↑ Just talking about Shaft.
- Right on.
- Shut yo mouth.
- Just talking about Shaft.
- Can ya dig it?
- We can dig it.
- Wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-wah-wah . . .
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