Shaft

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“They say this cat is a bad mother - . . . ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Shaft

“SHUT YO MOUTH!”

~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde on "Shaft"

“But I'm talking about Shaft!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Isaac Hayes

“Then I dig it!”

~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde

John Shaft is a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman, so Shaft cannot be described in more than one sentence otherwise everyone will understand and he can't be Shaft no more.^[1]

Contents 1 Blackground 2 Childhood 3 Early Adulthood 4 Contemporary Descriptions 5 Life History 6 Summary 7 References 8 Footnotes

[edit] Blackground

The Black Private Dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.₁

[edit] Childhood

Ya damn right.₂

[edit] Early Adulthood

A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.₃

[edit] Contemporary Descriptions

The man that would risk his neck for his brother-man.₄

[edit] Life History

The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.₅

[edit] Summary

Can ya dig it?₆

[edit] References

1. ↑ Just talking about Shaft.

[edit] Footnotes

1. Right on.
2. Shut yo mouth.
3. Just talking about Shaft.
4. Can ya dig it?
5. We can dig it.
6. Wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-wah-wah . . .

Preceded by: Wesley Snipes

Bad Motherfuckers 10,000 B.C. - Present

Succeeded by: Samuel L. Jackson