Shaft

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Right on.

“They say this cat is a bad mother - . . . ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Shaft

“SHUT YO MOUTH!”

~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde on "Shaft"

“But I'm talking about Shaft!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Isaac Hayes

“Then I dig it!”

~ Isaac Hayes on Oscar Wilde

John Shaft is a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman, so Shaft cannot be described in more than one sentence otherwise everyone will understand and he can't be Shaft no more.^[1] SHAFT!

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Shaft.

edit Blackground

Shaft at age nine, right on.

The Black Private Dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.₁

edit Childhood

Ya damn right.₂

edit Early Adulthood

A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.₃

edit Contemporary Descriptions

The man that would risk his neck for his brother-man.₄

edit Music Video (MTV 1982)

edit Life History

The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.₅

edit Summary

Can ya dig it?₆

edit References

1. ↑ Just talking about Shaft.

edit Footnotes

1. Right on.
2. Shut yo mouth.
3. Just talking about Shaft.
4. Can ya dig it?
5. We can dig it.
6. Wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-wah-wah . . .

BAD MOTHERFUCKERS

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