Shabalov Vs Areshchenko

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If you've just joined us, you've not missed much; they're both still just sitting there, looking at each other across a [[table]] with small, oddly shaped pieces of [[wood]] on it. Areshencov has moved onto the chin scratching stage, an unorthodox tactic at this early point in the match. Risky strategy there, could be a hideous mistake. He's misjudged this sort of thing before. If you remember in his last match with Fortesque, he blinked during a particularly vicious staring [[competition]] and had his [[mind]] crushed, like an insect. Lost the psychological advantage completely. <br>
 
If you've just joined us, you've not missed much; they're both still just sitting there, looking at each other across a [[table]] with small, oddly shaped pieces of [[wood]] on it. Areshencov has moved onto the chin scratching stage, an unorthodox tactic at this early point in the match. Risky strategy there, could be a hideous mistake. He's misjudged this sort of thing before. If you remember in his last match with Fortesque, he blinked during a particularly vicious staring [[competition]] and had his [[mind]] crushed, like an insect. Lost the psychological advantage completely. <br>
Shabalov is trying to cultivate a air of disinterested contempt for [[Nobody|everyone]] and everything. At the moment he's sneering at the [[chess]] pieces, as if they were mere pawns in his twisted game. Which of course they are. Well, not the rooks, knights, bishops, queens or kings. But the other ones - the pawns - they are pawns.
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Shabalov is trying to cultivate an air of disinterested contempt for [[Nobody|everyone]] and everything. At the moment he's sneering at the [[chess]] pieces, as if they were mere pawns in his twisted game. Which of course they are. Well, not the rooks, knights, bishops, queens or kings. But the other ones - the pawns - they are pawns.
   
 
[[Image:Chess1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Areshencov's hypnotic stare bends the pieces to his will. Manipulating them, like helpless [[puppets]].]]
 
[[Image:Chess1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Areshencov's hypnotic stare bends the pieces to his will. Manipulating them, like helpless [[puppets]].]]

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