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In [[mathematics]], '''sexy primes''' are [[prime numbers]] that differ from each other by six. For example, the numbers 5 and 11 are both sexy primes, because they differ by 6. If ''p'' + 2 or ''p'' + 4 is also prime, then the sexy prime is part of a [[prime triplet]].
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The term "sexy prime" stems from the [[Latin]] word for six: ''sex''.
 
   
== n# notation ==
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[[Image:Sexxxxxxxxxxy.jpg|right|thumb|181px|A very SEXY teenager...I'd tap that.... with a stick.]]
{{see|Primorial#Definition for natural numbers}}
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[[Image:Ugly tree route.JPG|right|thumb|The ugly tree and your path down it]]
As used in this article, n# stands for the product 2 · 3 · 5 · 7 · … of all the primes ≤ n.
 
   
== Types of groupings ==
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'''Sexy''' is a yoghurt meaning that you have [[sex]] appeal or are attractive to the opposite sex. Of course if somebody said this applies to [[you]], we all know this is a lie, as you fell from the [[ugly tree]] and hit every branch on the way down when you were a baby. Geez, even the phrase “A face only a mother could love” didn’t apply here. Anyway, back to sexy.
=== Sexy prime pairs ===
 
The sexy primes (sequences {{OEIS2C|id=A023201}} and {{OEIS2C|id=A046117}} in [[On-Line Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences|OEIS]]) below 500 are:
 
   
:(5,11), (7,13), (11,17), (13,19), (17,23), (23,29), (31,37), (37,43), (41,47), (47,53), (53,59), (61,67), (67,73), (73,79), (83,89), (97,103), (101,107), (103,109), (107,113), (131,137), (151,157), (157,163), (167,173), (173,179), (191,197), (193,199), (223,229), (227,233), (233,239), (251,257), (257,263), (263,269), (271,277), (277,283), (307,313), (311,317), (331,337), (347,353), (353,359), (367,373), (373,379), (383,389), (433,439), (443,449), (457,463), (461,467).
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==Examples of things that are sexy==
   
{{As of|2009|5}} the largest known sexy prime was found by Ken Davis and has 11593 digits. The primes are (''p'', ''p''+6) for
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===[[Your mom]]===
:''p'' = (117924851 × 587502 × 9001# × (587502 × 9001# + 1) + 210) × (587502 × 9001# − 1)/35 + 5.<ref>Ken Davis, [http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/primenumbers/message/20207 "11593 digit sexy prime pair"]. Retrieved 2009-05-06.</ref>
 
9001# = 2×3×5×...×9001 is a [[primorial]], i.e. the product of primes ≤ 9001.
 
   
=== Sexy prime triplets ===
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Now this poses a problem. To me my mom is not sexy (Unless you're from the South, in which case the whole mom = sex read this article and learn these secrets, here's how to [http://www.wikihowl.com/act-sexy.html|act sexy.]
Sexy primes can be extended to larger constellations. Triplets of primes (''p'', ''p'' + 6, ''p'' + 12) such that ''p'' + 18 is composite are called '''sexy prime triplets'''. Those below 1000 are ({{OEIS2C|id=A046118}}, {{OEIS2C|id=A046119}}, {{OEIS2C|id=A046120}}):
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===[[European]]s===
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[[File:Nothot.jpg|thumb|How can you resist to this?]]Let’s face it, Europeans are the flavour of the month and the month is sexy! They’re hairy, smelly, the strong-but-silent type and speak a different language; heck, thinking about it so are [[wookie]]s! And wookies are just not sexy unless you like the hairy, smelly and strong-but-silent type...
   
:(7,13,19), (17,23,29), (31,37,43), (47,53,59), (67,73,79), (97,103,109), (101,107,113), (151,157,163), (167,173,179), (227,233,239), (257,263,269), (271,277,283), (347,353,359), (367,373,379), (557,563,569), (587,593,599), (607,613,619), (647,653,659), (727,733,739), (941,947,953), (971,977,983).
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===[[Microwave|Microwaves]]===
   
{{As of|2006|alt=As of April 2006}} the largest known sexy prime triplet, found by Ken Davis had 5132 digits:
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So alluring is the microwave and its sexy grip. You can look at it from a distance, gazing at its warm, sexy rays, but get too close and you’ll develop brain cancer. Such a tease... Let’s face it, microwaves are the new vibrators.
:''p'' = (84055657369 · 205881 · 4001# · (205881 · 4001# + 1) + 210) · (205881 · 4001# - 1) / 35 + 1.<ref>Jens K. Andersen, [http://users.cybercity.dk/~dsl522332/math/cpap.htm#k3 "The largest known CPAP-3"]. Retrieved 2009-01-27.</ref>
 
   
=== Sexy prime quadruplets ===
 
Sexy prime quadruplets (''p'', ''p'' + 6, ''p'' + 12, ''p'' + 18) can only begin with primes ending in a 1 in their [[decimal]] representation (except for the quadruplet with ''p'' = 5). The sexy prime quadruplets below 1000 are ({{OEIS2C|id=A023271}}, {{OEIS2C|id=A046122}}, {{OEIS2C|id=A046123}}, {{OEIS2C|id=A046124}}):
 
:(5,11,17,23), (11,17,23,29), (41,47,53,59), (61,67,73,79), (251,257,263,269), (601,607,613,619), (641,647,653,659).
 
   
In November 2005 the largest known sexy prime quadruplet, found by Jens Kruse Andersen had 1002 digits:
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[[Image:Hescool.jpg|thumb|left|Jean-Paul Du Sentier: The inventor of sexiness is [[Inciclopedia|Guy2.jpg]]. Bask in his glory. BASK IN IT!!!]]
: ''p'' = 411784973 · 2347# + 3301.<ref name="sexycousin">Jens K. Andersen, [http://groups.yahoo.com/group/primeform/message/6637 "Gigantic sexy and cousin primes"]. Retrieved 2009-01-27.</ref>
 
   
In September 2010 Ken Davis announced a 1004-digit quadruplet with ''p'' = 2<sup>3333</sup> + 1582534968299.<ref>Ken Davis, [http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/primenumbers/message/21783 "1004 sexy prime quadruplet"]. Retrieved 2010-09-02.</ref>
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===Jean-Paul Du Sentier===
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[[Image:Fried daniel 140.jpg|right|thumb|Being in charge of millions of people can't hurt. Heck, this guy gets laid hourly!]]
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[[Jean-Paul Du Sentier]] was the first man to use the word "[[Sexy]]". He used it when he saw himself in a mirror, and thought to himself: ''"I need to find a new word to describe how I look..."''
   
=== Sexy prime quintuplets ===
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First, he thought up [[douchebag]].
In an [[arithmetic progression]] of five terms with common difference 6, because 6>5 and the two numbers are [[relatively prime]], one of the terms must be divisible by 5. Thus, the only sexy prime quintuplet is (5,11,17,23,29) with no longer sequence of sexy primes possible.
 
   
== See also ==
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And then, he came up with "sexy", but how he found that word still remains a mystery...
* [[Twin prime]] (two primes that differ by 2)
 
* [[Cousin prime]] (two primes that differ by 4)
 
* [[Prime k-tuple]]
 
   
== References ==
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==How to be sexy==
{{reflist}}
 
* {{mathworld|urlname=SexyPrimes|title=Sexy Primes}} Retrieved on 2007-02-28 (requires composite ''p''+18 in a sexy prime triplet, but no other similar restrictions)
 
   
{{Prime number classes}}
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[[Image:Fugly2.jpg|thumb|left|You wish you were this hottie!]]
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There is no hope for you. You are doomed to a solitary existence looking at the inside of a cold paper bag that reflects the cold, cruel outside world that shunned you long ago. Maybe next time little fella... But for those of you that are not you, you may have a chance for the opposite sex to indeed coin you as "sexy"!
   
[[Category:Classes of prime numbers]]
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===Sniff fingers===
   
[[es:Número primo sexy]]
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Nothing says sexy as hell on a first date better than the occasional finger sniff. Scratching your ass and then sniffing your fingers is an even bigger turn on to most women and scientists view this practice as an aphrodisiac. Scratching someone else’s ass and then sniffing your fingers is a big social taboo, so refrain from doing so until at least the third date or [[marriage]].
[[fr:Nombres premiers sexy]]
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[[ko:섹시 소수]]
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[[Image:MAX.jpg|right|thumb|You can't resist the sexy!!!]]
[[it:Numeri primi sexy]]
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[[ja:セクシー素数]]
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===Long loving stares===
[[ru:Простые числа, отличающиеся на шесть]]
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[[si:ෂඩ් ප්‍රථමක]]
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Nothing says "I’m sexy" like long, loving stares. Yes, the opposite will be unable to move from your gaze (Either because of love, or the fact they think you’re a raving lunatic and are about to rape them...), and will coin you “sexy”. Growl! Don’t blink, just stare.
[[ta:ஆறகல் பகாத்தனி]]
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[[uk:«Сексуальні» прості числа]]
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===Spray on pheromones===
[[vi:Số nguyên tố sexy]]
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[[zh:六素数]]
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Ah yes, the smell of love is in the air, and you, you sexy beast, are its cause. Literally! All you need is a can of spray-on female pheromone, and hey! Presto! Girls will be flocking to you like flies to shit, erm, decaying meat, erm flowers... Yes flies to flowers! Spray-on pheromones are sold from all leading sex shops, but if you’re really really desperate for a date, you can always substitute for a can of spray-on [[raccoon]] pheromone from all leading hunting stores.
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===Just Smile===
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Just be happy. Being optimistic is very sexy. *Editor - Retard, this is meant to be a sarcastic view on how to be sexy not an actual help guide! Godammit, you've just ruined everything! Cries...*
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[[Image:ugly-smile.jpg|thumb|left|HOT!!!]]
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==Sexy people==
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[[Image:Raccoon1.jpg|thumb|right|180px|This raccoon finds this dog ''s-e-x-y'']]
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*[[Your mom]] - No suprise! Damn, look at her!
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*[[George W. Bush]] - Voted #1 sexiest man in Time magazine
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*[[Kermit the Frog]] - I feel like frog legs now!
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*[[Raccoon|Mr. Raccoon]] - You filthy, filthy bastard...
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*[[Carmen Electra]] - That's a given.
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*[[Unidentified man in green firing turret]] - Voted #2 by Time.
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*[[Special:Listadmins|The Admins]] - How could they not be cool and sexy!
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*[[King Kong]] - Those man boobs! Grrr...
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*[[Adolf Hitler]] - Just look at those legs!
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*[[Hillary Clinton]] - See the YouTube video
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*[[Hobos]] - Y'all nev'r guess why!
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==Sexy phrases==
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[[Image:ShirleyPhelps.jpg|thumb|right|Too hot to handle!!]]
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[[Image:Raccoon.jpg|thumb|right|''"And when I get that feeling, I want some sexual healing..."'']]
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We all know them, either by saying them or receiving them. Yes, you know I’m talking about sexy nothings which turn on the opposite sex, or whoever you’re trying to woo (Step away from the raccoon you sick pervert!!). Here are just a few to get those juices flowing and the girls pining for your 3 wood...
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*"I love thou rainbow animule. Let's go have a racoon."
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*”Let's play army - I lay down and you blow the hell outa me.”
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*”I hear you like CSI; would you like to sample my DNA?”
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*”Squeal reek awrk squeek grrrl...” ''Translated as'' “None of my other raccoon lovers have ever gone unsatisfied...”
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*”I think you smell really nice.”
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*”It’s so tiresome being so sexy. You know I honestly have to breathe sexily, eat sexily even sleep sexily! It really is a curse sometimes...”
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*”Why do people continually ask me if I’m happy to see them?”
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*"I'm a furry, and I was wondering..."
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*"Get over here you sexy beast of an anal grape."
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*"Yuum I bet your banana's tasty!"
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*"I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is U!"
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==Vortniploodge==
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You can always find sexy people by the hundreds at replacement foam marketplaces. Just go to the replacement foam marketplace in your area and start stalkin'!
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==Why God made woman sexy==
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[[Image:Polinez.jpg|300px|left|thumb|Why did God make this guy so damn hot?]]
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Sexual attraction ensures that the human race will continue and not die out. The human race are in fact, parasites. They start in one place, breed (due to being sexy) use up resources and move somewhere new to do the same.
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[[Image:180px-IvanOoze.jpg|210px|right|thumb|You know you want him....]]
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==See also==
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[[File:RAPE.gif|LOLZ ROFL LMAO]]
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*[[Sex]]
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*[[Child Porn]]
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*[[Raccoon]]
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*[[You]]
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*[[John Travolta's Hair]]
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*[[Merkin]]
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*[[Austin Powers]]
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[[Category:Sexy]]
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[[Category:Adjectives]]
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[[Category:Too damn sexy]]
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[[Category:Sexy People]]

Revision as of 17:58, October 11, 2012

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for your mom?
Mm1 This article is very sexy. If you are a pervert, you will love this article.
You should exit this page immediately!!!
Otherwise, continue to read it until your lewd desires are seated.


Sexxxxxxxxxxy
A very SEXY teenager...I'd tap that.... with a stick.
Ugly tree route
The ugly tree and your path down it

Sexy is a yoghurt meaning that you have sex appeal or are attractive to the opposite sex. Of course if somebody said this applies to you, we all know this is a lie, as you fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down when you were a baby. Geez, even the phrase “A face only a mother could love” didn’t apply here. Anyway, back to sexy.

Examples of things that are sexy

Your mom

Now this poses a problem. To me my mom is not sexy (Unless you're from the South, in which case the whole mom = sex read this article and learn these secrets, here's how to sexy.

Europeans

Nothot
How can you resist to this?
Let’s face it, Europeans are the flavour of the month and the month is sexy! They’re hairy, smelly, the strong-but-silent type and speak a different language; heck, thinking about it so are wookies! And wookies are just not sexy unless you like the hairy, smelly and strong-but-silent type...

Microwaves

So alluring is the microwave and its sexy grip. You can look at it from a distance, gazing at its warm, sexy rays, but get too close and you’ll develop brain cancer. Such a tease... Let’s face it, microwaves are the new vibrators.


Hescool
Jean-Paul Du Sentier: The inventor of sexiness is Guy2.jpg. Bask in his glory. BASK IN IT!!!

Jean-Paul Du Sentier

Fried daniel 140
Being in charge of millions of people can't hurt. Heck, this guy gets laid hourly!

Jean-Paul Du Sentier was the first man to use the word "Sexy". He used it when he saw himself in a mirror, and thought to himself: "I need to find a new word to describe how I look..."

First, he thought up douchebag.

And then, he came up with "sexy", but how he found that word still remains a mystery...

How to be sexy

Fugly2
You wish you were this hottie!

There is no hope for you. You are doomed to a solitary existence looking at the inside of a cold paper bag that reflects the cold, cruel outside world that shunned you long ago. Maybe next time little fella... But for those of you that are not you, you may have a chance for the opposite sex to indeed coin you as "sexy"!

Sniff fingers

Nothing says sexy as hell on a first date better than the occasional finger sniff. Scratching your ass and then sniffing your fingers is an even bigger turn on to most women and scientists view this practice as an aphrodisiac. Scratching someone else’s ass and then sniffing your fingers is a big social taboo, so refrain from doing so until at least the third date or marriage.

MAX
You can't resist the sexy!!!

Long loving stares

Nothing says "I’m sexy" like long, loving stares. Yes, the opposite will be unable to move from your gaze (Either because of love, or the fact they think you’re a raving lunatic and are about to rape them...), and will coin you “sexy”. Growl! Don’t blink, just stare.

Spray on pheromones

Ah yes, the smell of love is in the air, and you, you sexy beast, are its cause. Literally! All you need is a can of spray-on female pheromone, and hey! Presto! Girls will be flocking to you like flies to shit, erm, decaying meat, erm flowers... Yes flies to flowers! Spray-on pheromones are sold from all leading sex shops, but if you’re really really desperate for a date, you can always substitute for a can of spray-on raccoon pheromone from all leading hunting stores.

Just Smile

Just be happy. Being optimistic is very sexy. *Editor - Retard, this is meant to be a sarcastic view on how to be sexy not an actual help guide! Godammit, you've just ruined everything! Cries...*

Ugly-smile
HOT!!!

Sexy people

Raccoon1
This raccoon finds this dog s-e-x-y

Sexy phrases

ShirleyPhelps
Too hot to handle!!
Raccoon
"And when I get that feeling, I want some sexual healing..."

We all know them, either by saying them or receiving them. Yes, you know I’m talking about sexy nothings which turn on the opposite sex, or whoever you’re trying to woo (Step away from the raccoon you sick pervert!!). Here are just a few to get those juices flowing and the girls pining for your 3 wood...

  • "I love thou rainbow animule. Let's go have a racoon."
  • ”Let's play army - I lay down and you blow the hell outa me.”
  • ”I hear you like CSI; would you like to sample my DNA?”
  • ”Squeal reek awrk squeek grrrl...” Translated as “None of my other raccoon lovers have ever gone unsatisfied...”
  • ”I think you smell really nice.”
  • ”It’s so tiresome being so sexy. You know I honestly have to breathe sexily, eat sexily even sleep sexily! It really is a curse sometimes...”
  • ”Why do people continually ask me if I’m happy to see them?”
  • "I'm a furry, and I was wondering..."
  • "Get over here you sexy beast of an anal grape."
  • "Yuum I bet your banana's tasty!"
  • "I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is U!"

Vortniploodge

You can always find sexy people by the hundreds at replacement foam marketplaces. Just go to the replacement foam marketplace in your area and start stalkin'!

Why God made woman sexy

Polinez
Why did God make this guy so damn hot?

Sexual attraction ensures that the human race will continue and not die out. The human race are in fact, parasites. They start in one place, breed (due to being sexy) use up resources and move somewhere new to do the same.

180px-IvanOoze
You know you want him....

See also

RAPE

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