Sexually voracious
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Girls who put lots of creepy things up their butts are determined to be Sexually Voracious. The things they put up their butts can vary widely in creepiness, but the voraciousness level is determined more by the QUANTITY of up-the-butt creepy items as opposed to the quality... for example-
A girl who sticks two tiny tic-tac breath mints up her butt is said to be more Sexually Voracious than the girl who inserts an epileptic wildebeest. This standard method of determining voraciousness can be confusing to some, considering the fact that <insert name here> clearly PREFERS the epileptic wildebeest up the butt as opposed to the mints, but the standard was invented by the French, so no wonder its all fucked up.
All men are Sexually Voracious, except for:
- Scott Baio
- Santa Claus
- the "Know what I mean, Verne?" guy
- Fleegle
- Bingo
- Drooper
- Snorky
- Clay Aiken
- Ash BK
- <insert name here>
[edit] Why its good for women to be Sexually Voracious
- Because it's really really cool to watch women put things up their butt. Doesn't even matter what the things are... its just kewl kewl kewl
- Sexually Voracious women dancing in clubs give us something to spend our hard earned paychecks on. Without them, all men would put money in banks and stuff, thereby destroying world economy.
- Without them, there'd be no Sexually Voracious Buttstuffers magazine
- The desire of men to watch Sexually Voracious women do their thing on film has led to an explosion of technology in the entertainment industry, such as Dolby Surround Sound, 50mm projectors, THX, Digital High Definition Displays, and perfect latex replicas of Ron Jeremy's cock
- It's a turn on for couples... I know this female electrician... but every time we cuddle on the couch to watch a sexually voracious woman on video she drops to the floor and starts licking the carpet... what gives?
