Sexual harassment

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Sexual harassment is harassment or unwelcome attention of a sexual nature. It includes a range of behavior from mild transgressions and annoyances to serious abuses which can even involve forced sexual activity, this is the most vile thing you can do to a human being and I am appaled by those who practice this act -- Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go dispose of the hooker in my attic it's starting to stink.

Contents 1 Statistics and reasons 2 Range of patterns and behaviors 3 Hostile environment 4 Here's what I look like naked 5 Retaliation and backlash

[edit] Statistics and reasons

90 percent of men who sexually harass, harasswomen the other 10 percent can GTFO. Now with that said and done the main reason over 9000 women are sexually harassed and/or raped yearly is due to their tities. You see within that 90% percent of men lies a hidden 45% of men who are basment-dwelers who have nothing to do except for playing WoW and fapping their 2centimenter to tentacle Hentai and the other 45% are good American people that are living up to the dream. The other 45% just want something to mount on their wall and fap violently to. So to sum things up hot women you better watch out cuz you are 90% fucked(literally).

[edit] Range of patterns and behaviors

So we were at your moms house while she was still home ofcourse the other night -- me, Stalin, some guy and Steve from Family Matters. Well, lo and behold, some of those sluts from the fifth floor come in and unfold those loooong legs at the table next to ours. Betty and Janine both had fuck-me shirts on, and I figured it was time to start my oil-drilling in the state of Betty -- are you getting all this down, Kate? Good. I always tell this story to the skinterns. Anyway, I slap that guy on the shoulder, tell him he's my wingman, and we get up and walk over to Betty and Janine, whose clothes are basically off at this point. Long story short, Stalin chats up Janine and I make up a bullshit story for Betty about how I've started to rethink my life, how I'm getting lonely etc., etc. Betty, being the dumb ho she is, eats it up, we go back to my place and dismount maybe six hours later. Goddamn, no wonder she's a supervisor -- not much up there, but she's money in the sack. That's a career tip, Kate.

[edit] Hostile environment

Look, we've got a loose, joking office. The humor gets a little ribald, but the chicks like it as much as the dicks. Samantha Canty is boning or wants to bone all the guys here, and we're all cool with it. She signs letters with the "No Panties Canty" nickname, so loosen two or three buttons and unwind. After I finish this shoulder-rub, I'll forward you a hilarious e-mail Sean sent me this morning: This Asian porn star sticks a -- well, I won't ruin it for you. But it's fucking great.

[edit] Here's what I look like naked

I can break walnuts with my abs right now. And I've been deadlifting about 350 pounds in the gym -- I can move in ways I couldn't when I was 20. I just figured it was time to get a body that matched my package. That's what you girls like, right? Oh, stop. You're ready to rip your shirt off whenever Alan walks through. Don't deny it. You'd leave the door open for him if you had the chance. It's how we all think; we're just sexual beings, you know? Nothing dirty about it.

This next photo shows me masturbating into a bottle of mouthwash.

[edit] Retaliation and backlash

Whoa, don't get all crazy! OK, you're new here, so maybe you misunderstood. No need to bring the lawyers into this. We're guys. We think with our penises -- it's just the way of nature, OK? And frankly, we've got a lot of attractive women here. I could treat you like Linda the Hutt at the reception desk, but you ladies like all the attention and flirting, what with your gossip and that short black number you're wearing. You misinterpreted what happened in the Xerox room. It's got a mind of its own. If it rises to attention, consider it a salute.