Seth Rogen
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“I think Seth's really funny because his name is Seth and he smokes lots of weed.”
“I found Seth masturbating in my shower two years ago and I told him he could be in one of my movies if he got the fuck out. The rest is history.”
“I don't think he's that funny.”
“I think he's funny because sometimes he comes to our house and gets drunk and throws things around and pees his pants.”
Seth Rogen is a Canadian film star/comedian. He is widely known for having Inexplicably Funny Syndrome, a terrible syndrome where anything he says makes audiences laugh, even if it isn't funny at all. He's starred in films such as Knocked Up, in which he has sex with Katherine Heigl and she has a baby. Usually this wouldn't be very funny, but Seth Rogen smokes a bunch of pot and shows up on set and all of a sudden everybody laughs! He's also starred in Pineapple Express in which he takes his #1 hobby of smoking pot and films it, literally making a movie out of his everyday life, calling it fiction and making people laugh at it, and Horton Hears a Who, during the filming of which he had a breakdown and told everybody on set to "go fuck themselves" and "stick their big hard cocks into Horton's fucking elephant vagina". He issued a public apology and his role in the film was cut in half for a G rating due to swearing and drug references. He also wrote the script for Superbad, with his good friend Evan Goldberg, who at the time was probably high with Seth. The movie stars Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen’s younger and less accomplished brother. Superbad is the story of two teenagers who go to a party and get drunk. In other words, this is the story of every teenager in America (except for the state of Virginia where they spend every night of the week at church).
Rogen is originally from the northern American state of Canada, but moved to the country of Los Angeles because Canada is so damn cold.
