Seth MacFarlane
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“My talents are limitless, I managed to clone The Simpsons 3 times”
~ Seth MacFarlane on Seth MacFarlane
“I can sing but I like to keep humble about it, so I only put one musical number in every episode of all my shows.”
~ Seth MacFarlane
Seth Macfarlane (born October 26, 1973) is an American animator, composer, writer, producer, actor and voice actor, best known for creating the animated sitcoms Family Guy, Family Guy lite and Family Guy dark. Seth is famous for his bizarelly deep voice, fondness for hairgell, and his unique blend of humour, in which the use of jokes is eschewed in exchange for numerous cut-away gags. Like that time I locked Nicholas Cage in a cage!
Nicholas Cage (Voiced by Seth): Let me out of this friggin cage!
Peter: Nuh-uh! not until, you get your face off!
Nicholas Cage: What? that was just a movie!
Peter: Do it or so help me god, I WILL LEAVE YOU HERE FOREVER MUAHAHAHAA
Nicholas: Alright, alright.
[Nicholas pulls his face off, revealing John Travolta]
John Travolta (Voiced by Seth): Hey what's happenin' Peter?
Peter: hahahahahahaha
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[edit] Childhood
MacFarlane was born on October 26, 1973, in Kent, Connecticut. Seth began smoking cigarettes as a small child, so that his deep voice would disguise the fact that he was born without testicles<- Freakin' Lies right there! Seth has testicles, I would know. Like many illiterate anti-social children, Seth was drawn to cartooning, when he was 8 years old he began illustrating his own cartoon strip: 'Relative Dude' which starred a middle aged, foolish New England man, and an intellectual dog. Due to a bizarre baking accident, this idea was literally burned into McFarlane's brain, and he was unable, or at least couldn't be arsed to come up with another idea for the rest of his life. Like that time I did heroin with Short Round from Indiana Jones!
Peter: Ok it's my turn to shoot
Short Round (voiced by Seth): Hey! Hey! No Mistah Gwiffin, dis is my turn to shoot up! you big fat Liah!
Peter: Hey Tyake it easy little fellah
Short Round: No! No! Dis is bullshit
Peter: Hey don't you take that tone with me young man!
Short Round: Hey I f*** you up big time man
(Short Round leaves)
Peter: Well, I guess that was a short round hahahahahahahahahah
[edit] Early Career
After qualifying from the Rhode Island 'School' of Design, Seth went on to work for Cartoon Network, where he created a pilot episode for his very own cartoon: 'Paternal Man' which featured a middle aged, foolish New England man, and an intellectual dog. The show was considered too 'shit' for mainstream television and so Seth was forced to spend the next few years locked in a tiny hot room, drawing individual frames for the Johnny Bravo. Like that time I included that unnecessary big band 40's style song for no reason other than to show off.
'Hey - look - it's - me, - Seth McFarley!'
'I've - got - a - brilliant - voice! - Yeah!'
'So, - you've - really - got - no - choice! Yeah!'
'But - to - admi-i-i-i-i-re!'
'My Brilliant' (Brilliant)
'Brilliant' (Brilliant)
'Bri-i-i-i-i-i--i-i-liant vooiiicee, YEAH!
[edit] Family Guy
Seth left Cartoon Network after he discovered that infants were far too intelligent to enjoy his work. Fox however were very impressed by his cut-away dynamic. The show featured a middle aged, foolish New England man, and an intellectual dog. like that time I gave Kermit the frog a Chinese burn.
Peter: You desrve this ya green bastard!
Kermit (voiced by Seth): Go ahead Peter!
(Peter tries in vain to give Kermit a Chinese burn)
Peter: What the; You have no bones?
Kermit: Nope tee-hee!
Peter: And wait, you don't have a throat either, it's just black and red felt!
Kermit: What?!?!?
(Kermit asphyxiates on the floor)
Peter: hahahahahahahahaha
[edit] American Dad!
With the cancellation of Family Guy here, FOX raped Seth to make American Dad, a life of a CIA person. Like that time Stan Smith didn't create a cutaway gag for Roger the Alien.
Stan: Hey Roger.
Roger: Yes.
Stan: Remember that time Seth MacFarlane fucked us and the viewers said that the show was unfunny?
{silence}
Roger: Uh...
[edit] The Cleveland Show (A.K.A. Black Family Guy)
Seth went to FOX and said "I want another show". Because of the odd success of Family Guy and American Dad, FOX told him "As long as it's nothing new, or original". Then he told them "Don't worry it'll be a carbon-copy of Family Guy - but with black people." The FOX execs licked his ass and greenlit him for two seasons.
