Server Farm

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Two Cows.

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Server Farm.

A Server Farm is a relatively modern invention built to allow greater capacity of output typified by traditional agricultural techniques. Server Farms allow for increased production and management of food, either produce or livestock, but it is within specialised areas that they have become most popular.

[edit] Facilities

Server Farms are easily distinguished from other farms as they have the following key features:

• You have two cows
• You have an infinite amount of bull with which to keep your two cows entertained.
• The livery barns are hidden back from the main road a wee bit so Google can't find them.
• Many of the participants are out in left field
• The symbols used to brand the horses are eight-bit Unicode.
• An extra array of redundant manure silos is provided to store text awaiting NRV.

[edit] Pests and Vermin

• Serial Mice
• Y2K bugs

[edit] See Also

• Funny Farm
• Uncyclomedia servers