Serious business

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“Internet. Serious business.”

~ Some entrepreneur on internet

“But why so serious?”

~ The Joker on Serious business

“This is serious business.”

~ Alex Jones on Serious business

Within the workplace, many common problems have been known to arise. However, the most prominent and worrisome of them all is serious business or nofunnystuffitis.

A common occurence, many workers worldwide have succumb to this dreadful condition, leading them to enjoy little or nothing at all. Although curable within the first stages, this debilitating disease will lead the infected to a fate worse then death.

[edit] Causes

Serious Business is caused by a lack of fun and/or excess of seriousness. Overworking, deadlines and overwhelming workloads all can lead to this startlingly common abnormality.

However, the most prominent cause for this disease are demanding superiors. Bosses and supervisors are perhaps the number one cause of nofunnystuffitis within the average community.

[edit] Result

Serious Business, when left uncured for too long, results in a terrible, deforming condition - becoming an accountant.

Yes indeed, this exceedingly drab and dull species is a genetic mutation of infected workers. The problem has now come to a point wherein the world itself is infected by these accounting parasites.

Like a plague, accountancy has swept the globe and now affects more than 90% of the world population.

Serious business has also become a problem inside the "Drum n bass" DJ's of new Zealand. Too many big ego's inside such a small community has shattering effects.

“My father became an accountant at the age of 40. He was never the same again....”

~ Oscar Wilde on his father

[edit] Accountancy

This exceedingly boring state, is the result of Serious Business when left uncured. Common symptoms of becoming an accountant or accountantosis, can include:

fascination for numbers and counting
decline in social life and/or status
decline in ~~penis size~~ physical appearance and/or attributes
fascination with Uncyclopedia
- (Go and get some friends you ~~sad bastard~~ poor unfortunate person)

“...an exceedingly dull person. Little personality and, in short, very boring.”

~ Your best friend on you

“..."fuk nah I ain't gonna eat no pie yesterday"”

~ Snax on Serious business

[edit] Accountants within the Community

To add to this increasingly troublesome issue, many accountants have chosen to go into hiding, or employ devious disguises to hide their true forms. This action has only been apparent since the September 11 disaster aimed at the World Trade Centre buildings. Many accountants were known to be inside the buildings at the time and hence were eliminated.

Arriving in many forms, many accountants are under the public eye frequently, although not necessarily to the knowledge of the people. Some include: