Sees Candy
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Sees Candy was a corporation famous for many dangerous, holy, and secret things. The most popular unknown action ever done by the Sees corporation was their involvement in the creation of The Black Plague hoping that their chocolate would relieve people of their ailments.
[edit] The Birth of Sees
Sees Candy was formed by none other than Joanne Bridget Sees who went by the alias of Salsaface. Their chocolate was not made by her, but rather by the bringer of doom to children throughout the world, Santa Clause. What happened was that he created his chocolate during a trip back in time with Jesus hoping to conquer the world with its deliciousness. Jesus, who was unaware of his plans, took the chocolate with his friends on a picnic, where he was captured and then crucified by the Romans. Before he died his final wish was to eat the chocolate in his pocket. The lady he told this wish to was none other than Joanne Bridget Sees. She took the chocolate after he died and tasted it, finding it to be delicious. After that she spent her entire life trying to duplicate the chocolate, and eventually succeeded. This is what led to her rise to power.
[edit] Rise And Fall of Power
With the chocolate of doom taken by Sees, the power of Sees was unstoppable. In two lifetimes every country with a taste for happiness had set up a very large tax set up just to encourage Sees to sell their chocolate in their country. The pope prayed for Sees daily. Kings kneeled before the owners of Sees. They had achieved a level of power that comedian Adolf Hitler would only dream of. Eventually however something named peanut butter was invented. Sees decided to try it out in their chocolate. Almost everybody hated it. Sees would not take it off their menu because the owner was raised with so much chocolate that he could not discern good chocolate from bad chocolate and thought the new chocolate was delicious. They lost all their power because of this flaw.
