Secret page
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“Hush - it's a secret.... Fuck you.”
So you want to find the secret page? Scroll down? What? You can't scroll? Too bad.
Yes?
Can you REALLY keep a secret?
Well...
So can I...
But I can't!
“Where is this secret page you speak of?”
“God may have made me blind, but that didn't stop me from finding this article. Secret my ass!”
Though I should...
Well, maybe I shouldn't.
There are several kinda secret, you know.
This one is a page kind.
And I guess you wanna know?
What da secret page is?
Well, it's a secret!
“Holy hell, is this some kind of a fucking joke?! I'm way harder to find than this page, I didn't even have to try to find it! Even Captain Oblivious would find this page if you poked his eyes out and glued his fingers together!”
Its a secret!
I can't tell you!
Though maybe I should.
After all, it is a page after all. But here is a potato for all of your hard detective work~
“This wasn't very secret at all - anyone can figure out that there would be a page called "Secret page" that can found by typing it into the search box, including me. They should have written it in ROT13 instead. That would make it a bit harder to find.”
Just a secret one.psssssss the Secret is you
the shit!
