Scrubs
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“What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso!”
Scrubs is a hilarious comedy TV programme about John Dorian (Tobey Maguire), also known as JD, who is unlucky in love, yet still manages to get some of the hottest females, trying find the right person... Which involves him trying the same girls a few times and one girl numerous times. It's also partially about life in a hospital, but mainly themed similarly to the reality TV show which puts a group of people into an environment together in which they must perform certain tasks in order to get by, leading to disputes within the flatmates, also known as Friends.
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[edit] Set
Scrubs is filmed zach braffs butt; a real butt thats right, in which the actors perform their operations on real people, leading to many many many farts. Ultimately, the farts of the program depends on whether these actors can manage to not smell the fart or else theyll die these real people, who only came in for a checkup and ended up with their hearts in their legs.
The hospital was originally made for the show, but due to lack of money gained from the first few episodes the makers were forced to allow a hospital to operate in the background in order to make ends meet, on the condition that the stupid real doctors and patients wouldn't get in the way. There was also a point where people would injure themselves whilst in the area of this hospital in order to get to see the underpaid stars of this show. An end was put to this by ensuring that each person in desperate need of help didn't know the show before they were picked up by the emergency services. This process usually took half an hour, but after some time medics were ordered to ensure they took longer so that the person in need of help would realize that in order to get to a hospital fast, they were better off going to a hospital that was further away than being asked more questions in order to survive.
[edit] The Pilot
The Pilot was the only "The" character who never made it into any of the episodes of Scrubs, unlike The Janitor or The Todd. Still, The Pilot lasted throughout the entire show and is still included in the scripts and recorded playing his role. But he always ends up being edited out. No one knows who acts this role, nor what characteristics The Pilot follows. He was supposed to be the first person you see on the first episode and also be the person who JD gets his inner-monologue from.
[edit] Inner-Monologue
The inner-monologue is a force that is featured in Scrubs and is also a minor plot-hole. In the first seasons of the show, anyone had thoughts, although JD was the one who had the most. Later on, no one had thoughts unless JD didn't have thoughts. And then, even later, the inner-monologue is only passed by contact with JD, in which JD loses his thought process and it is passed on to whoever has touched him in a certain way (no innuendo intended). Aside from this monologue being the characters' thoughts, it is also the narrator of the show. 'Tis a powerful thing, indeed.
[edit] Visions
Yet another mental health issue raised in the programme is JD's over-imagination. JD possesses the power to have powerfully detailed and animated visions which play randomly, before flashing back to reality. The theme for these visions are often Alice in Wonderland-esque (fucked up) and funny, while containing gore, action and a lot of sex.
[edit] Cast
[edit] Dr. John Michael "J.D." Dorian
JD, played by Tobey Maguire is based on the famous person who discovered "Dorian's Diesese", which is a non-contagious mental problem which gives a person a explicitly high imagination, inner-monologue and inability to permanently change his ways. Zack Braff, twin of Toby also played JD on several occasions.
[edit] Dr. Elliot Reed
Elliot Reed, otherwise known as "the main hot girl", played by Sarah Chalke is a very confident, happy doctor and is also JD's first girlfriend in the hospital (we assume not of all time). She is also JD's 4th, 7th and 10th girlfriend... And a whole load more. She is best known for the really hot sex scene that she has with JD; I'd watch it if I were you. And try to get hold of the other footage that was cut out for TV. Remember that Scrubs, like all TV programmes was originally planned to be a porno, in fact... It still pretty much is.
[edit] Dr. Christopher Duncan Turk
... Jeez that's a mouthful. Turk, played by famous resurrected actor 2Pac/Tupac/TwoPac/TooPack/Tupac Shakur (whatever the kids are calling him nowadays) is boyfriend/husband (sorry if the husband bit ruined the story for you) of Nurse Carla Espinosa. He is a Surgeon in Sacred Heart who likes eating, despite his Type 2 Diabetes. Oh yeah, he's also best friends with the main character... Maybe I shoulda put that as one of the first things... Hmm, noticed how the main character has the shortest story so far? I guess me babbling on like this doesn't help. Mmm, you know who this guy is now, don't you? The inventor and patent holder of the "Safety Dance", which, when performed at a construction site makes one impervious to falling steel girders.
[edit] The Janitor
The Janitor, played by Jim Carrey is the Janitor (duh) of the hospital who bears no name. He collects squirrels and stuffs them. Also, this guy has a fun sense of humour. And, umm... He hates the main character... Maybe hate is a strong word... Uhmm... Well, the idea is that he has a grudge against him, anyway. God, typing this stuff is so boring. Hope it's not as much of a pain for you to read it.
[edit] Dr. Robert "Bob" Kelso
Dr. Kelo, played by Dick Van Dyke is the big boss of the hospital. Y'know, the brains, the godfather, the lord almighty, dumbledore, the hulk... Wait... Umm... Anyway, this guy tells people what to do and stuff. He has a very mean exterior (he made me cry once) but deep, deep, deep down there is a touch of human personality contained within him. It doesn't show on most of the show (lol, show on most of the show... god I need a life) but on occasional episodes you'll see him getting in touch with his feminine side... Or maybe that's one of the deleted scenes, hmm..
[edit] Dr. Percival "Perry" Ulysses Cox
Dr. Cox is played by Scott Thompson (aka Carrot Top) and is soo cool. He's like the funny guy who tells people what to do. He's like Kelso but cares more for the patients of the hospital. He also goes on occasional rants n stuff. Once he smashed a lab up. Again, sorry if I'm ruining things for you... But you should just watch the series before reading this, I mean... Come on... Weird name, though... "Percival Ulysses Cox"? Sounds like some sort of disease. Note to all people called that: No offence, but your mother must have been having a laugh!
[edit] Douglas "Doug" Murphy
Doug is an incredibly incompetent doctor who kills people for the first few seasons and manages to stay in the hospital somehow until he moves to the morgue "the worst he could do there is bring someone back to life".
[edit] Todd "The Todd" Quinlan
A very skilled surgeon despite being a total retard who makes everything sexual. "I'll double her entendre!" "in your endo". he never succeeds making him like a stupider, lame but funnier version of Glen Quagmire. lots of hinting at him being 'Gay' though technically this would make him bi, dumbasses!
[edit] Dr. Hooch
Dr. Hooch is played by Morgan Freeman and is a surgeon. He likes to be angry at people threatening to kill people for doing simple things (like calling him when referring to beer). He once had a relationship with Carla while she was married to Turk, but that was taken off the show after people got angry (typical white people). He got fired in the 5th season cause of his relationship with Carla and got a job as a high chef or something.
