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Scorpio is A Scorpion who is a Friend of Leo, Aries and Taurus. whose Scorpion who Kills Aquarius, Sagittarius then He Holds The Pans of The Libra To Suck the Nipples, & Holds The Ass of The Scales who Calls an Asshole to Kill Orion, an Hunter is Planning To Kill The Scorpion, But He Killed Because of the Scorpion's Claws Who Calls Orion an Dubya, While Orion Calls the Scorpion an Faggot, Satan and Whore.
With Leo, Scorpio is associated with all those countries: those who really don't give a fuck, or who do give a fuck but a) won't do anything about it, b) can't do anything about it, or c) are so drunk that they forgot what it was that they were giving a fuck about. Countries include North Korea, Norway, China, India, Egypt, South Africa, Italy, Germany, Ethiopia, Syria, Turkey, which same as Taurus & Aquarius. Zambia, Angola, Burma, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Libya, Morocco, Cuba