Science Fictionally Inept
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The term of phrase "Science Fictionally Inept" refers to that specific group of people who have no idea what science fiction is, why it is so popular or who cannot understand anything a Star Trek fan says in Klingon.Contents |
[edit] About "SFI's"
These SFI's that plague our world are unable to decipher technobabble, have little or no understanding of the word cult in relation to sci-fi books, films or television series, are unable to separate Star Trek from Star Wars and vice-versa, have never heard of authors such as Arthur C. Clarke or Phillip K. Dick and cannot see the obvious humour in the phrase, "I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop."
[edit] SFI's In Society
SFI's may go by other names such as 'anti-Treks' (the same people that recently beat a Star Trek fan to death outside a Blockbuster Video store in Australia), 'non-fans' and 'individuals who are in touch with reality'. Such people should be exterminated at all costs, Dalek-style. EXTERMINATE!
[edit] Facts
- SFI's have never seen an entire episode of Star Trek, never understood why a television icon such as Doctor Who remains popular today and why so many websites have the words "10,000,000 ASSIMILATED" in green, Courier New font printed at the bottom of every page on certain Trek-related websites.
- SFI's are responsible for the gross misnaming of The Lamest Thing Ever Written as "The Most Famous Science Fiction Story of All Time". True science fiction fans were extremely upset about this mistake.
[edit] Differences
Such people usually have so-called 'personal lives' that are beyond the comprehension of anyone who knows that Jonathan Harris played 'Dr. Zachary Smith' in the popular '60s science fiction teleivison series, Lost In Space. What losers. SFI's also may have difficult comprehending why million of fans cried in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn when Spock died and again in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock when the Federation starship USS Enterprise was destroyed by Captain James T. Kirk. They also stick their penises inside women once in a while.
[edit] Evidence
Interestingly enough, neither SFI's nor millions of fans understand why no one cried when Data died in Star Trek: Nemesis and why he had to die in the first place. WHY?!?!? Many Star Trek fans remained cheesed off, but not nearly as cheesed off as they were after James Cromwell used the words, "Star Trek" in Star Trek: First Contact, thereby alienating every Star Trek fan in the world. Of course, after such a blatant betrayal of the fans' trust it comes as no real surprise that the television series Enterprise was so unpopular and cancelled after only three seasons.
