Scarface
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Scarface is a film based on the success of Tony Alabama (played by Steve Carrel), a political prisoner of Cuba, who eats to much fucking octopus and is highly addicted to kitten huffing. The film begins with Tony Alabama being violently interrogated by two immigration officers. After one of the officers attempts to fondle Tony's genitalia, Tony responds with the famous line: "What the fuck is wrong with this guy meng?" Tony is later released upon agreeing to never speak of the bizarre event.
Tony and best friend Manny Rivera receive their green cards after winning a game of dominoes with Emilio Rebenga who at the moment was constipated and could not focus on the game clearly. Rebenga stabbed himself to death after realizing he had lost.
After Tony and Manny move to Miami they start working for Frank George Lopez. Frank George Lopez discovers a homosexual desire for Tony and attempts to have Tony assassinated after he refuses to engage in homosexual acts. When Tony discovers Frank's attempts he confronts Frank, who at the time was busy masturbating to a Cat Fancy magazine. Tony, outraged that Lopez would do this, proceeds to violently rape Lopez. When Tony finishes raping Lopez he discovers that Lopez had died in the process and that he had raped Lopez in the presence of Mel Bernstein who found himself traumatized at what he had seen. Alabama then kills Bernstein so that no witnesses survive. After this Tony claims Lopez's empire and girlfriend Hancock. Tony tries many times to have a baby with Handjob but Hancock turns out to be a man. Despite knowing this Tony continues trying to sleep with Handjob. While at a restaurant with Manny and Hancock, Tony, already high on the souls of kittens and drunk, starts complaining about Hancock's infertitilty. Hancock, ashamed and angry, crashes through the roof and exits the building in tears. After this incident Tony goes to his mansion and continues huffing the souls of kittens. At that moment dozens of armed tax collectors were entering his house in hopes of savagely beating him into paying taxes. After discovering this, Tony challenges the tax collectors (who are outside his door) by saying "You wanna pley rough? Okay.. Say Hello to my little friend!!" At that moment a Leperchaun enters armed with an arsenal of weapons and massacres all of the tax collectors. Tony who refuses to allow the Leperchaun to take all the credit proceeds to kill him but the Lepercaun had spider-senses and dodged the bullets. The Leperchaun then blew Tony up with a grenade launcher and sent him flying into a pool of shit. The movie then ends with Tony's lifeless body floating in the pool.
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[edit] Things we now know
Early life
Andy F. Baby was born Andy Verde to Amanda Verde Fernandez and Abel Martinez on February 9, 1992 and grew up in the North Side neighborhoods of Houston,Texas but claim to represent a dangerous street,Goodson Drive,a street connected to a high class turned cautious area,Greenspoint.Verde enrolled to Jack Fields Elementary School. He wrote his first rap song at age of thirteen.He claims that he pointed gun at five black kids who went inside his house at the age of ten when he lived on Seminar,a street in Greenspoint.At thirteen he started smoking marijuana and got into the drug habitats.He later on started selling and doing drugs at a young age.At fifteen,he was introduced to Zanex,a pain-killer pill,which causes drowziness and hard to control your body and awake.He started breaking into places for money for drugs,but later on realized how bad he made his mom look in public.Now,Andy is working on music.
Music career
Andy had canceled over 12 mixtapes in his career.He later stated that his old songs are being remixed and redone,and later on dropping his re-first mixtape,'Hoggin' the Mic' with a collaboration with his cousin,Weso,founder of Rebellious Records.
Collaborations
Verde collaborated with Rebellious Records' own,Weso,his cousin.They joined together but stayed indenpendently.Their first mixtape,'Hoggin' the Mic',will be released hopefully before February 2010.
Future Work
He has announced several possible upcoming projects, including a collaboration album 'Cousinz' with rapper Weso and singer Ivan,also his cousin that has been in production for several weeks.On the website ustream.tv, he has discussed a possible R&B album titled 'Luv Hurtz', for which he will heavily rely on a vocoder.He has also talked with singer Ivan Verde about doing a collaboration album in the future.
Family
Andy has two neices and one nephew. His first neice, Mariah Fernandez,6, to Stacey Kidd and Marcial Fernandez,she was born when he was 12.His second neice, Desarai Amarie Fernandez, was born on February 6, 2006 at Galveston,Texas.His first nephew, Jaylen Kevin Jr., was born to Isidora Olivares and Kevin Verde on January 22,2009.
Education
Andy had been in alternative schools since the seventh grade.First for bringing a camcorder to school at Shotwell Middle School on a program during Saturdays.He was caught by causing attention when a girl took it seriously and caused a major distrubtion. Andy's camcorder was confiscated.The APs had invaded his property and watched his tape and sent him to COMPASS alternative school for 45 school days.COMPASS (Campus.Of.Manage.Positive.Attidude.for.Student.Sucess) is the DAEP (District Alternative Education Placement) center for Aldine ISD. Students are placed on campus for a variety of reasons most of which have to deal with behavior issues on their home campus.As the DAEP they work on providing students with the opportunity to improve their decision-making skills through a process known as "Point System". Students are required to earn points so that they can return to their home campuses. Failure to earn the required number of points will result in the student being expelled from COMPASS and placed at Highpoint, a county run educational facility.Andy completed his 45 days and returned Monday morning and stopped by APs.They had said he wasn't suppose to return he didn't finish the program and was ticketed for tresspassing.After finishing again,he was under the influence of Zanex.He was later drug-tested and failed his program and sentenced to High Point East for 45 days at grade 9th.Highpoint East Campus School serves Pre-K through 12th Grade Students From The City Of Houston, Which Is Part Of Harris County. Labeled As An "Other Or Alternative" School, It provides a special curriculum offering a more flexible program of study than a traditional school. After doing almost 90 days,he was released and attended Eisenhower Ninth Grade School for two weeks.He's withdraw file from High Point release,was supposely lost and he was sent back to High Point.Andy fell in the enviroment of High Point East and stayed there for a year.With making a deal with the principal of High Point,he was released on November 21,2008 instead on January 16, 2009.Andy now attends Eisenhower Sr. High at Houston,Texas in his Junior,but rumored to be classified as a ninth grader.
Discography
Main article: Andy F. Baby discography
Studio Albums
2010:Luv Hurtz
2010:My Life
Collaboration Albums
2009: Hoggin' the Mic (with Weso)
2010:Cousinz (with Weso & Ivan V.)
TBA: Love & Pain
Official Mixtapes
2010:Blood & Chocolate
2010:FTW
2010:F*** Love
External links
http://www.ustream.tv/AndysWorld
http://www.twitter.com/andyzworld
http://www.myyearbook.com/jigsaw_the_hustla
http://www.andyfbaby.blogspot.com/
http://www.andyfbaby.hi5.com
http://www.andysworldinc.web.officelive.com
http://www.groups.myspace.com/theswaggernation
http://www.s963.photobucket.com/home/ThaTrapHouse/index
http://www.migente.com/Andy-F-Baby/
http://www.netvibes.com/andysworld
http://www.andyfbaby.xanga.com/
http://www.andyfbaby.multiply.com/
http://andyfbaby.webs.com/
http://www.profile.typepad.com/andysworld
http://www.andyfbaby.livejournal.com/
http://www.blackplanet.com/AndysWorld/
http://www.officialandysworld.piczo.com
http://www.google.com/profiles/andyfbby.
[edit] Uses of the film
The film, paticularly in DVD form, is a classic for school studies, since its morals and messages are useful for young children. For example, the entire film is about why balls are good and the most important thing in the universe. It teaches you that if you tailgate in new york, then a hit squad of long-haired mexican trannies will play guns in your house and a sunglass-wearing shotgun-wielding robot will shoot in the back; to smell your flour before you bake your bread; and that if you make too much money you will pretty much end up getting screwed in some way. The only problem is that you must be high on coffee to stay awake long enough to realise that cocaine is not actually the way forward.
[edit] Spin offs
There was a spin off the film Scarface called "Fatface" the main man of the film is called kashif montanna were it start off making your own brand "Burger King" and work your way up until people from McDonalds come in and try to distroy your empire but then you get out your machine gun and start trying to shoot everyone but the movie is ended suddenly when you are shot dead by Trevor McDonald.
Another spinoff was in the works titled "Fuckface", but was shelved due to its stupity of the script.
