User:Crazyfulla/Save the trees
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“Trees are made of wood.”
~ Captain Obvious on Trees
[edit] Save the trees
you may no know it but paper comes from trees, so stop printing out blank peices of paper...
unless you like warm paper
[edit] Save Those Darn Trees
if you dont save trees we will run out of oxygen and DIE!!!!!! mwahaha so save those trees SAVE THEM!!!
[edit] if you dont listen a giant tree will fall on your house
MWAHAHAHAHA your too late your house is ... oh crap that was mine
...
DARN YOU BLOODY TREES!!!
[edit] Tree Hugger
ha ha ha so you're a tree hugger i hate trees i don't even know why im ...CRASH oh nuts a tree just fell on my car
[edit] smashed up car
some people hate me so they put this sign on to be funny!
[edit] trees are your friends
uh... yeah i "like" trees, AND i've even made some steps for you to folow so you will have a tree free life!
[edit] Step 1 toilet time
uh sorry for the title but this is a serous matter we waste a lot of trees for crap paper and uh.. use this stuff instead
[edit] step conclusion
so now you can't wipe your crap onto paper what are you going to do? Well... you could wipe your ass on a tree.
[edit] Step 2 NO PAPER NO EXEPTIONS
the end
[edit] step conclusion
FULL BLOODY STOP
[edit] Step tree no chainsaws
if you want to cut something cut off your head!!! to find out how click here
[edit] no toothpicks
use knives or an electric drill
no toothpicks = FUN SAFE TREE
[edit] Flamethrower!
burn those trees!
[edit] FINAL STEP
SAVE TREES EAT A BEAVER
[edit] the history of the tree
trees have lived longer than you (unless you cut them down to make a house) the sworn enemy of a tree is... t... ... ... THE BEAVER
[edit] the dark side
beavers are evil EVIL!!!!!! they bite holes in your socks and they eat trees but, they have one weakness !!!... a tree falling on them
[edit] tree vs beaver
the tree wins oh yeah that beaver got wasted. Oh yeah you suck you stupid beaver you died you got owned.
HAHAHAHA YOU BLOODY STUPID ANIMAL YOU ARE DEAD IN YOUR FACE YOU SUCK!!!
go tree
these beavers will be on the next happy tree friends episode
[edit] DID YOU KNOW
+ trees can commit suicide by falling onto things or off cliffs.
+ trees can be made into wooden condoms.
+ sometimes you can find things in trees such as money or hobos
+ wooden coffins are made from trees
[edit] the video game
save the trees the video game will be on the next box coming soon...
[edit] see also
move along please
