User:Crazyfulla/Save the trees
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“Trees are made of wood.”
edit Save the trees
you may no know it but paper comes from trees, so stop printing out blank peices of paper...
edit Save Those Darn Trees
if you dont save trees we will run out of oxygen and DIE!!!!!! mwahaha so save those trees SAVE THEM!!!
edit if you dont listen a giant tree will fall on your house
MWAHAHAHAHA your too late your house is ... oh crap that was mine
DARN YOU BLOODY TREES!!!
edit Tree Hugger
ha ha ha so you're a tree hugger i hate trees i don't even know why im ...CRASH oh nuts a tree just fell on my car
edit smashed up car
some people hate me so they put this sign on to be funny!
This is a copyright protected image and used without permission! The artist may would not mind as long as you at least give them credit for!!! hickerphoto.com
edit trees are your friends
uh... yeah i "like" trees, AND i've even made some steps for you to folow so you will have a tree free life!
edit Step 1 toilet time
uh sorry for the title but this is a serous matter we waste a lot of trees for crap paper and uh.. use this stuff instead
edit step conclusion
so now you can't wipe your crap onto paper what are you going to do? Well... you could wipe your ass on a tree.
edit Step 2 NO PAPER NO EXEPTIONS
edit step conclusion
FULL BLOODY STOP
edit Step tree no chainsaws
if you want to cut something cut off your head!!! to find out how click here
edit no toothpicks
use knives or an electric drill
no toothpicks = FUN SAFE TREE
burn those trees!
edit FINAL STEP
edit the history of the tree
trees have lived longer than you (unless you cut them down to make a house) the sworn enemy of a tree is... t... ... ... THE BEAVER
edit the dark side
beavers are evil EVIL!!!!!! they bite holes in your socks and they eat trees but, they have one weakness !!!... a tree falling on them
edit tree vs beaver
the tree wins oh yeah that beaver got wasted. Oh yeah you suck you stupid beaver you died you got owned. HAHAHAHA YOU BLOODY STUPID ANIMAL YOU ARE DEAD IN YOUR FACE YOU SUCK!!! go tree
these beavers will be on the next happy tree friends episode
edit DID YOU KNOW
+ trees can commit suicide by falling onto things or off cliffs.
+ trees can be made into wooden condoms.
+ sometimes you can find things in trees such as money or hobos
+ wooden coffins are made from trees
edit the video game
save the trees the video game will be on the next box coming soon...
edit see also
move along please