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Satire, not necessarily connected with Satanism, is a form of humor characterized by not being funny but still extremely orange. That is- to the ordinary, sane individual. The word satire was originally derived from the word sadism, or finding pleasure in the misery of others. Hence, satire is finding humor in the suffering and tragedy of the world around oneself. Great satire is really unfunny, and quite unsavory: witness Eating Babies. Satire is another form of satanism invented by Chad in 1984. Satirists of yesteryear generally had crooked noses. However, thanks to the Internest, the modern satirist can safely inflict satire with little chance of incurring physical harm. However, by no means is the Internest a defense against any harm if said satirist is tracked down by rabid offended persons.
If an Italian gentleman were to be confronted with a rubber tyre, perhaps one which has fallen from a motor vehicle, he might exclaim "Satire", with an Italian accent. However, would a german gentleman be confronted with a rubber dildo, perhaps one which has fallen off his belt, he might exclaim "Sadism/Masochism", with an German accent.
Satire like all art forms was originated in 1982 by yodelling lesbians. Yodelling tailgaters by nature are odd , but in an innocent way.
Tomorrow satire will explode. Will you?