Satan is the primary antagonist in the best selling novel "The Bible". His character is usually comically considered the epitome of evil, and he is often feared, mocked, or just marginalized. Satan's image, the horns and the rest was pulled from Saturn's Uranus when the Christians decided to huff a few gods like the Greek god Pan from people's consciousness. This started a trend of turning loved archtypes into an "evil scary" presence though the wonders of propaganda, a theme which continues throughout the story.
SATAN IS A PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although everyone loves to laugh at how much of a puss Satan is for getting his arse kicked out of heaven by God, he has inspired the genre of music known as Death Metal or Black Metal. Satan Himself is a virtuoso of the electric guitar: a 1978 article in Guitarist magazine described his style as "faster than the speed of light and decidedly bad-asssss." Among the Heavy Metal personalities that claim to have business relations with Satan are bands too nasty to mention. If you aren't faint-hearted,Cradle Of Filth would be a candy-floss-sweet example.
However, in a statement issued as a response to Christian groups, Satan remarked that "Many of these so-called 'Satanists' would not realize if they found themselves in Hell." This has been amusing him since the early to mid 20th century, when he invented record companies.
Satan's influence extends well beyond the field of music. He is credited with inventing the popular role-playing game known as Dungeons and Dragons that on occasion has inspired teenagers to commit group suicide as well as the MMORPG World of Warcraft (aka WoW as in "wow I can't believe it's been that long since I last had a shower) which is completely evil. If one looks at either the man hours lost to playing the game or the child fatality body count from neglect, it becomes apparent quickly that Satan had a hand in its creation as well as the improvement of the subsequent expansion packs. It is the perfect weapon for Satan to place in the hands of humanity as they will proceed to kill one another (counting in-game) as well as destroy their own "lives" if you can call them lives anymore.
Satanists are people who follow Satanism, a cult full of people who are intent on devout absolution, that follow a decree of indulgence as witnessed by the Church of Satan. Satanists are known to be at odds with most everything Christians love, yet own control of everything the government says you are not allowed. The lair of a typical Satanist is a dark misery quorum, where a human can reflect on their actions to ponder why their peers must succumb to a feeble world. Although the description looks bad, Satanism does not worship anarchy, they are probably just seeking attention after a history of abuse observation of allies and comrades doing something against the social normality; and they know that the Christians are the worshipers and idolaters mentioned in the Bible, in research, and found in every correlation in life existing in connection with Dick Cheney, the dark lord.
Why people like him?
In the story of the Garden of Eden God told man not to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil because he wanted all animals to live in peace and have free will. Without free will there is no love, so when Satan told man to eat of the tree he gave him the ability to love. People find this funny because:
- Santaists Think it's funny because people think God created love.
- Atheists Think someone made a story up once, so that proves there is no God.
- Luciferians Think it's funny that the Atheists are doing their job for them.
- Agnostics Think it's funny, cause it might be true but it isn't although in reverse.
- Christians Don't think it's funny, because they don't think.
- Mortal Sin
- Satan Bear
- Satan Bunny
- Satan Claus
- Satan Clause
- Satanic Bible
- Why?:Join a Satanic cult
- The Devil