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'''Samuel Leroy "Füchermother" Jackson''' (born January 31, 1958) is an American actor, author, and pianist. His talent and skill as an actor can be seen in how effectively he plays a wide variety of characters. He plays every role in every <s>big-budget Hollywood</s> film ever made; from Bob the Lonely Plumber with a Heart of Gold in ''Log Jamming'', Jedi Master Mace Windu in ''[[Star Wars]]'', and Jules Winnfield in ''[[Pulp Fiction]]'', there is no limit to Jackson's talents.
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{{Q|"Good with names he never was, forget all of our names he would, and call us Motherfuckers he also would. Yes, have as good memory with names as I do, some people do not."|Yoda|Samuel L. Jackson}}
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The truth about Sam Jackson is that, like [[Chuck Norris]], he's not a super-being. And he doesn't say "motherfucker" ten thousand times. The [[Internet]] may portray him as it the baddest mofo in the universe who could single-handedly defeat Satan, Emperor Palpatine, the snakes from the plane, and a crazy clown with a chainsaw, but he's not any of that. He's just a regular guy, a pretty decent actor. Sorry [[nerds]].
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[[Image:Samburger.jpg|thumb|290px|right|HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHERFUCKER?!?]]
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Actually, there's one crazy thing about him. Jackson was, believe it or not, a towering figure in [[1800|18th century]] revival [[literature]]. Though unrelated to [[Samuel Johnson|Dr. Samuel Johnson]], his career parallels that of his namesake; with the exception of being much cooler, sexier, and more violent.
   
'''SAMUEL L. MOTHAFUCKIN' JACKSON''' (BORN JANUARY THIRTY-FIRST, [[1942|NINETEEN-FIFTY-EIGHT]]), ALSO KNOWN TO HIS ADULT [[Film|MOTHERFUCKERS]] AS '''BAD MUTHAFUCKA''', IS A SHARK EATING, SNAKE HATING, LITTLE-KNOWN CULT [[Canada|CANADIAN]] [[Actor|MOTHERFUCKER]] AND PRESIDENT OF MOTHERFUCKING [[Antarctica|ANTARCTICA]]!!!
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==Early life==
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Jackson was born under a full moon on Salisbury Plain to parents [[Janet Jackson]] and [[Mr. T|Lawrence Tureaud]]. Legend has it that his future greatness was forshadowed when, as an infant, he was attacked by vipers which he defeated by shooting them all to bits with a tiny little automatic flintlock pistol. Once he had defeated all of the snakes on the plain, he was sent to work in the acid mines of Gotham City, until he was three, when he was taken in by learned elderly [[Jedi]] master and condiment producer [[Yoda]].
   
WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY CONTINENT WITHOUT ANY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES??? I'M SORRY, DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION??? WELL ALLOW ME TO RETORT!!! IT'S BECAUSE HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF MOTHERFUCKING [[Antarctica|ANTARCTICA]]. BITCH!!!
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Moving into Yoda's penthouse apartment in [[San Francisco]], young Sam learnt the ways of the Force, how to make damn fine mustard, and also began reading the ''[[Bible|Good Book]]'', in particular, Ezekiel 25:17, as one day, while making ketchup Yoda had a premonition: that Sam was destined not only to be a Jedi and a motherfuckin' kung fu master, but also....an actor. And that particular passage would prove very useful one day.
   
HIS TALENT AND SKILL AS A MOTHERFUCKING ACTOR CAN BE SEEN IN HOW EFFECTIVELY HE PLAYS A WIDE VARIETY OF MOTHERFUCKERS!!! HE PLAYS EVERY MOTHERFUCKER IN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING FILM EVER MADE!!! FROM "BOB" THE LONELY PLUMBER WITH A HEART OF GOLD IN "LOG JAMMING" TO THE NEUROTIC [[Stormtrooper|MOTHERFUCKER]] "TK-FOUR-TWENTY-ONE" IN "[[Star Wars|STAR WARS]] MOTHERFUCKER"!!!
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At the age of ten, Yoda sent Jackson to school at Stourbridge, where he met his future lifelong rival, Dr. Samuel "No L" Johnson. Whilst Dr. S. Johnson was a sickly child who suffered from scrofula, [[obesity]], [[depression]], [[Tourette's Syndrome]], dropsy and spastic bladder disorder, Dr. S.L. Jackson grew up to be a towering pillar of ebony muscle. His body was chock full of midiclorians, thus giving him the ability to manipulate [[the Force]]. However, he was just so cool that he rarely had to do so, and preferred to save his [[Jedi]] powers for literary battles with Alexander Popeatine and [[Lord Byron|Darth Byron]]. Johnson and Jackson (no relation to either the shampoo company of the same name, or the [[1980s]] [[TV]] show, ''Simon and Simon'') took an immediate dislike to each other.
   
JACKSON RECENTLY ENDORSED HIS OWN BRAND OF BEER, "SAMUEL JACKSON". "FUCK SAM ADAMS, I'LL KILL THAT BITCH!"
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This is typified by an incident described both in Boswell's ''Life of Jackson''. According to Boswell, L accused L-less of being fat, to which Jackson replied,
   
''(Reader's Comment: Why do you have to talk that way?)''
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''"I ſhould rather have a corpulant body, ſir, than a fat head; and ſo fat is your overſized cranium that all around you do grow moſt obeſe."''
   
CAUSE THIS IS HOWS I TALK! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES? JUICE?! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. DEEP BLUE SEA? THEY ATE ME!! A MOTHERFUCKIN' SHARK ATE ME !! AND I'M STILL MOTHERFUCKIN HERE!! YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE!! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!
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To this, Jackson slowly and menacingly replied:
   
''(Another Reader's Comment: But, I've seen your movies and you arent like that...)''
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''"I... don't... remember... aſking you... a God... damned... thing."''
   
MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU! YOU DONT KNOW ME!!
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He then beat up Jackson and took his "Bad Mofo" wallet.
   
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S.L.'s biography (see below) confirms most of this story, but denies that Samuel Johnson ever owned any such wallet.
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==Motherfucking Birth On A Motherfucking Plane==
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==Rival dictionaries==
Sam Jackson (Full name: Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson), was born Gotham City hospital on January 31, 1942.
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In the years after school, S. Johnson lived in poverty, slowly building his reputation as a litarary man, whilst S.L. Jackson was called straight to the [[Uncyclopedia|Royal Foundation for Wits, Poets and Dilletantes]], where he was appointed to the High Council. He was offered the job of "Pimping Up" the [[British Museum]], but instead opted to write a series of articles for the ''Gentleman'ſ Magazine'' on ''[[NRA|The Noble Art of ſelf-Defence, or, We ſhould Have ſhotgunſ For Thiſ]].'' The Museum job went instead to David Garrick, whose exhibition "Bling from the Pharoah's Tomb" was the highlight of the season.
   
On that morning, his mother, [[Janet Jackson]], pissed herself to make her husband, the late [[Jesse Jackson]], think that her water was broken. Being an [[Christian|idiot]], Jackson didn't realize his wife was only three months along, and that he had never had sex with her.
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Within a few years, S.L. Jackson learned that S. Johnson had found a patron to pay him while he wrote his famous ''[[List of one letter words starting with A|Dictionary of the Engliſh Language]]''. Determined not to be one-upped by his near namesake, S.L. declared "it'ſ neceſſary to make the [[dictionary]]" and started on his own.
   
[[Image:Ichi-57.gif|thumb|400px|right|Amateur video taken from outside the room Janet Jackson gave birth to Samuel L.]]
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The rivalry between the two was so fierce that it even affected some of the entries in their respective dictionaries. S.L. Jackson defined ''jerkwad'' as a noun "deſcribing a perſon of poor manners and poorer hygeine, coming from queſtionable parentage and chubby to boot, eg, Dr. Samuel Johnson"; ''brandy'' was described as "a drink for chubby man-harlotſ with brainſ the ſize of those of Marie-Antoinette and titſ to match"; and, in his most savage definition, ''johnson'' was defined as "euphemiſm for a human [[penis|peniſ]]. Quote: ''The fatter the Johnſon, the smaller the johnſon - S.L. Jackson, 1732''"
   
The story goes that, after driving through traffic with the [[Batmobile]] as an escort along with [[Wonder Woman]] planting alien eggs in the eye sockets of anyone who disturbed them, the couple reached the hospital and, once a bed had been found for [[Janet]], throwing off a [[homeless]] man with cancer, she revealed she wasn't actually giving birth. Oh, how they laughed.
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However, it is agreed by many that S. Johnson got the better of his rival when he defined ''ſhaft'' as an "adjective deſcribing a remake far inferior to the original production." To this definition, King [[Elvis|George II]] is said to have commented "oh, ſnap!"
   
That is, until Sam Jackson, annoyed he had been woken up in his womb for nothing, punched his way out of the womb using his kung-fucker, killing [[Janet Jackson|his mother]] and [[Jesse Jackson|his father]].
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==Novels==
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Irritated by his defeat at the hands of his rival, Jackson decided to walk the [[Earth]] having adventures and occasionally stopping for a while to write a novel. Many of these, though popular at the time, are seldom read nowadays. Possibly the reason for this is that modern food preservatives have weakened the gene that allows humans to synthesise [[viagra|cowabungamine]], the enzime that allows one to break down large molecules of awesomeness into manageable chunks. As such, many modern readers who have tried to read out of print copies of Jackson's classic ''xXx vs. SWAT'', ''Rear Windu'' or ''ſerious Literature'' have died trying, literally blown away by Jackson's profane prose.
   
Later in life, Samuel L. Jackson came upon the revelation that the man he killed at birth was not his real father. His real father was [[Mr.T]], a motherfucker that was not quite as bad who is always too mother fucking busy sucking on motherfucking Judge Judy's penis whilst masturbating over a mother fucking [[mars]] bar, when he's a fucking [[snicker]] fan ([[the stupid whore of am mother fucker!]]), but Mr.T was backed up by [[Chuck Norris]]. To date, this is the only man Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson has not been able to kill in direct confrontation. He has not yet faced Chuck Norris. And he is currently being chased down by '''''Naked Frogs''''' and '''''Bananas in Pyjamas''''' eating artificial gammon.... motherfucker.
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As such, most readers get to know Jackson not through his books, but through books written about him, most notably Sir Gabriel [[Yoda|Yoda's]] classic eight volume work ''Hm, Yes, Master Windu, the Life Of,'' which contains thousands upon thousands of anecdotes concerning the witty remarks, cool deeds, and women-pleasing of Jackson.
   
==Motherfucking Childhood On A Motherfucking Plane==
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==Acting career==
Born an orphan (does that make sense? Shit, I don't know), Jackson was sent to work in the acid mines of Gotham City, until he was three, when he was adopted by learned elderly [[Jedi]] master and condiment producer [[Yoda]].
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[[Image:Samburger.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Jackson enjoying a scrumptious Big Mac.]]
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When an eye injury caused Jackson to cut down on the whole walking the Earth business, he moved to [[Hollywood]]. There he discovered that S. Johnson had formed a group called "The Club", consisting of some of the most talented literary men in the world, including Joshua Reynolds, Edmund Burke, David Garrick and Oliver Goldsmith. S.L. Jackson decided to respond by forming his own club, called "The Better Club" (whose slogan was "The Club ſo good, they ain't even born yet!"), consisting of filmic figures such as [[Quentin Tarantino]], Jerry Bruckheimer, [[John Travolta]] and, [[George Lucas]]. Soon, newspapers were full of accounts of the rivalry between the two clubs, or at least they were until the journalists were distracted by a cat stuck in a tree.
   
Moving into Yoda's penthouse apartment in [[San Francisco]], young Sam learnt the ways of the Force, how to make damn fine mustard, and also began reading the [[Bible|Good Motherfuckin' Book]], in particular, Ezekiel 25:17, as one day, while making ketchup Yoda had a premonition: that Sam was destined not only to be a Jedi and a motherfuckin' kung fu master, but also....an actor. And that particular passage would prove very useful one day... motherfucker.
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While in The Better Club, Jackson was offered by some big-shots to be a movie star; he agreed. In 2006, Jackson was put on an airplane filled with snakes by the government as part of an experiment to see how he would react to the situation. An assortment of hidden cameras were placed on the plane, and the entire experiment was filmed and turned into a multi-million dollar documentary, originally called ''Samuel L. Jackson on a Plane''. The producers later realized that the title was ridiculous and later settled on ''[[Snakes on a Plane]]''.
   
==Motherfucking Snakes Experiment On A Motherfucking Plane==
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==Filmography==
In late 2006, Samuel L. Jackson was put on an airplane filled with snakes by the government as part of an experiment to see how he would react to the situation. An assortment of hidden cameras were placed on the plane, and the entire experiment was filmed and turned into a multi-million dollar documentary, originally called Motherfucking Samuel L. Jackson on a Motherfucking Plane. The producers later realized that the title was ridiculous and later settled on [[Snakes on a Plane]].
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* ''Jungle Fever'' (1991)
==Motherfucking Zombies on the Motherfucking Ground and The Super Negro Power Force 5==
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* ''Patriot Games'' (1992)
In the year 2025 after the end of [[World War IV]] the nuke set off turned all the dead people in to [[zombies]] and [[shit]] (literal shit) with all of his friends turned into zombies and shit he had to call on his niggas [[Dr. Dre]], [[Snoop Dogg]], [[Rasta Jesus]] and the Rasta man's son, [[Lil Wayne]]. This team became known as [[The Super Negro Power Force 5]] and they were just striaght up [[gangsta]] and so they defeated all the zombies and cleaned up all the shit. Making the world it's old grimy dirty self again.
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* ''Famous Amos & Andrew'' (1993)
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* ''True Blood'' (1993)
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* ''[[Jurassic Park]]'' (1993)
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* ''[[Pulp Fiction|Pulp-Free Fiction]]'' (1994)
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* ''Another Die Hard Sequel'' (1995)
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* ''Jackie Brown'' (1997)
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* ''[[Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace|Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Motherfucker]]'' (1999)
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* ''Unbreakable'' (2000)
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* ''Shaft'' (2000)
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* ''The 57th State'' (2001)
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* ''[[Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones|Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clowns]]'' (2002)
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* ''[[Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith|Star Wars Episode III: {{c|MACE WINDU DIES}}]]'' (1999)
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* ''Black Snake on a Plane Moan'' (2006)
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* ''[[Snakes on a Plane]]'' (2006)
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* ''Marvel Cinematic Universe Where the Heroes are Snarky Hipsters and Spout One-Liners at Inappropriate Moments'' (2008–present)
   
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==See also==
==See also==
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* ''[[Snakes on a Plane]]''
*[[Samuel L. Vacuum]]
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* [[Samuel L. Vacuum]]
*[[The Super Negro Power Force 5]]
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* [[Samuel Johnson]]
   
 
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Samuel L Johnson

Dr. Samuel L. Jackson, who once famously refuted Bishop Berkeley's theory of immaterialism by kicking the Bishop's ass and shouting "Conſider yourſelf refuted!"

Samuel Leroy "Füchermother" Jackson (born January 31, 1958) is an American actor, author, and pianist. His talent and skill as an actor can be seen in how effectively he plays a wide variety of characters. He plays every role in every big-budget Hollywood film ever made; from Bob the Lonely Plumber with a Heart of Gold in Log Jamming, Jedi Master Mace Windu in Star Wars, and Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction, there is no limit to Jackson's talents.

The truth about Sam Jackson is that, like Chuck Norris, he's not a super-being. And he doesn't say "motherfucker" ten thousand times. The Internet may portray him as it the baddest mofo in the universe who could single-handedly defeat Satan, Emperor Palpatine, the snakes from the plane, and a crazy clown with a chainsaw, but he's not any of that. He's just a regular guy, a pretty decent actor. Sorry nerds.

Actually, there's one crazy thing about him. Jackson was, believe it or not, a towering figure in 18th century revival literature. Though unrelated to Dr. Samuel Johnson, his career parallels that of his namesake; with the exception of being much cooler, sexier, and more violent.

edit Early life

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Samuel L. Jackson.

Jackson was born under a full moon on Salisbury Plain to parents Janet Jackson and Lawrence Tureaud. Legend has it that his future greatness was forshadowed when, as an infant, he was attacked by vipers which he defeated by shooting them all to bits with a tiny little automatic flintlock pistol. Once he had defeated all of the snakes on the plain, he was sent to work in the acid mines of Gotham City, until he was three, when he was taken in by learned elderly Jedi master and condiment producer Yoda.

Moving into Yoda's penthouse apartment in San Francisco, young Sam learnt the ways of the Force, how to make damn fine mustard, and also began reading the Good Book, in particular, Ezekiel 25:17, as one day, while making ketchup Yoda had a premonition: that Sam was destined not only to be a Jedi and a motherfuckin' kung fu master, but also....an actor. And that particular passage would prove very useful one day.

At the age of ten, Yoda sent Jackson to school at Stourbridge, where he met his future lifelong rival, Dr. Samuel "No L" Johnson. Whilst Dr. S. Johnson was a sickly child who suffered from scrofula, obesity, depression, Tourette's Syndrome, dropsy and spastic bladder disorder, Dr. S.L. Jackson grew up to be a towering pillar of ebony muscle. His body was chock full of midiclorians, thus giving him the ability to manipulate the Force. However, he was just so cool that he rarely had to do so, and preferred to save his Jedi powers for literary battles with Alexander Popeatine and Darth Byron. Johnson and Jackson (no relation to either the shampoo company of the same name, or the 1980s TV show, Simon and Simon) took an immediate dislike to each other.

This is typified by an incident described both in Boswell's Life of Jackson. According to Boswell, L accused L-less of being fat, to which Jackson replied,

"I ſhould rather have a corpulant body, ſir, than a fat head; and ſo fat is your overſized cranium that all around you do grow moſt obeſe."

To this, Jackson slowly and menacingly replied:

"I... don't... remember... aſking you... a God... damned... thing."

He then beat up Jackson and took his "Bad Mofo" wallet.

S.L.'s biography (see below) confirms most of this story, but denies that Samuel Johnson ever owned any such wallet.

edit Rival dictionaries

In the years after school, S. Johnson lived in poverty, slowly building his reputation as a litarary man, whilst S.L. Jackson was called straight to the Royal Foundation for Wits, Poets and Dilletantes, where he was appointed to the High Council. He was offered the job of "Pimping Up" the British Museum, but instead opted to write a series of articles for the Gentleman'ſ Magazine on The Noble Art of ſelf-Defence, or, We ſhould Have ſhotgunſ For Thiſ. The Museum job went instead to David Garrick, whose exhibition "Bling from the Pharoah's Tomb" was the highlight of the season.

Within a few years, S.L. Jackson learned that S. Johnson had found a patron to pay him while he wrote his famous Dictionary of the Engliſh Language. Determined not to be one-upped by his near namesake, S.L. declared "it'ſ neceſſary to make the dictionary" and started on his own.

The rivalry between the two was so fierce that it even affected some of the entries in their respective dictionaries. S.L. Jackson defined jerkwad as a noun "deſcribing a perſon of poor manners and poorer hygeine, coming from queſtionable parentage and chubby to boot, eg, Dr. Samuel Johnson"; brandy was described as "a drink for chubby man-harlotſ with brainſ the ſize of those of Marie-Antoinette and titſ to match"; and, in his most savage definition, johnson was defined as "euphemiſm for a human peniſ. Quote: The fatter the Johnſon, the smaller the johnſon - S.L. Jackson, 1732"

However, it is agreed by many that S. Johnson got the better of his rival when he defined ſhaft as an "adjective deſcribing a remake far inferior to the original production." To this definition, King George II is said to have commented "oh, ſnap!"

edit Novels

Irritated by his defeat at the hands of his rival, Jackson decided to walk the Earth having adventures and occasionally stopping for a while to write a novel. Many of these, though popular at the time, are seldom read nowadays. Possibly the reason for this is that modern food preservatives have weakened the gene that allows humans to synthesise cowabungamine, the enzime that allows one to break down large molecules of awesomeness into manageable chunks. As such, many modern readers who have tried to read out of print copies of Jackson's classic xXx vs. SWAT, Rear Windu or ſerious Literature have died trying, literally blown away by Jackson's profane prose.

As such, most readers get to know Jackson not through his books, but through books written about him, most notably Sir Gabriel Yoda's classic eight volume work Hm, Yes, Master Windu, the Life Of, which contains thousands upon thousands of anecdotes concerning the witty remarks, cool deeds, and women-pleasing of Jackson.

edit Acting career

Samburger

Jackson enjoying a scrumptious Big Mac.

When an eye injury caused Jackson to cut down on the whole walking the Earth business, he moved to Hollywood. There he discovered that S. Johnson had formed a group called "The Club", consisting of some of the most talented literary men in the world, including Joshua Reynolds, Edmund Burke, David Garrick and Oliver Goldsmith. S.L. Jackson decided to respond by forming his own club, called "The Better Club" (whose slogan was "The Club ſo good, they ain't even born yet!"), consisting of filmic figures such as Quentin Tarantino, Jerry Bruckheimer, John Travolta and, George Lucas. Soon, newspapers were full of accounts of the rivalry between the two clubs, or at least they were until the journalists were distracted by a cat stuck in a tree.

While in The Better Club, Jackson was offered by some big-shots to be a movie star; he agreed. In 2006, Jackson was put on an airplane filled with snakes by the government as part of an experiment to see how he would react to the situation. An assortment of hidden cameras were placed on the plane, and the entire experiment was filmed and turned into a multi-million dollar documentary, originally called Samuel L. Jackson on a Plane. The producers later realized that the title was ridiculous and later settled on Snakes on a Plane.

edit Filmography

edit See also


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