Samban countries
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| The Samban countries | |
 Samban flag |  Coat of Arms |
| Motto(also known as anthem) | We Samba, till the night falls. It's a dance we cannot lose. |
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| Official languages | Samba, the dance language, Dancing, Scream, Tango, Sing, English |
| Religion | Dancism |
| Independence | Dancing till moonlight |
| National anthem | "Samba songs" |
| Official Food | Samban foods |
| Capital City | Sambia |
The Samban Countries are small islands and is all about dancing. They also made the anthem for soccer and had connections to America (they share the same template). The Samban Countries can be found in the Splintern Hemisphere.
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[edit] Ad campaign
This article is a part of the Samba Dance Ad Campaign (or SDAC(a.k.a. Stake, Steak or Shaq))
Advertising on the Samban Countries is only for $2! That's because most Sambadians won't notice it, cos they'll just be dancing all night long and the paint will dry off, but no, they won't even know it's there unless you put some porn and insultive words on it.
[edit] Official food
Their official food, the Samban foods contains:
Yeah, although this is a collection of lame puns and it's not even half of a collection, the Sambadians eat it anyway.
[edit] Religion
Main Article:Dancism
Dancism is a religion, where people believe in Samba, the god of Samba. Man, those guys are more demented than their fake god. In fact, this is possibly the worst god name I have ever heard. Samba... Geez, those guys dance so much they don't care about anything else.
[edit] National Anthem
The National Anthem of the Samban Countries is:
We Samba, till the night falls.
It's a dance we cannot lose.
But when we do, then we will,
die in 2008, like Gates Bill!
