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Samantha Carter in 2009
|Date of birth:||December 29, 1968 (age 41)|
|Date of death:||None|
|Height:||5' 9" (1,75 m)|
|Other name(s):|| Sam,|
Sam Carter, Carter, Samantha Carter totally naked, Samantha Carter naked, Nude Samantha Carter, Arse Samantha Carter
|Spouse:|| Typhuss James Halliwell (secret lover) (1997–present)|
Helen Magnus (secret bisexual lover)(2008–present)
Thor (secret Asgard lover) (1997–2007)
“Sir! This is an incredibly advanced piece of technology, probably built by the Ancients.”
Samantha Carter, commonly called Sam (AKA Samantha Carter totally naked, Samantha Carter naked, Nude Samantha Carter, Arse Samantha Carter) is an astrophysicist, engineer and pilot who was the operational leader of the Atlantis expedition for one year, after playing a key role in bringing the Stargate Program into existence as a member of SG-1. Considered Earth's leading expert on the Stargate and a host of other alien technology, Jack O'Neill once emphatically proclaimed her brain to be a national resource.
In 2009, Carter was made the commander of the Daedalus-class ship, George Hammond which was originally called the Phoenix but the ship was later renamed the George Hammond in honor of the former Commander of the Stargate program, George S. Hammond, who died in 2008 after suffering a heart attack.
Samantha "Sam" Carter is a sexiful character played by celebrated religious leader Amanda Tapping and is a popular and blonde character in the television series Stargate SG-1. The character of Carter is based on the communal hive-mother of the show's writers and has latterly begun to reflect much of the real life reality of Tapping herself.
Like many female television scientists, Carter did not pay the price of nerdiness for her advanced intuitive capabilities or the sex she later received off Colonel O'Neill. Despite spending the (considerable) amount of time required to become a mechanical and scientific expert, an average level of estrogen did not provide any distractions and her athleticism made her an ideal addition to the military. The first few seasons Major (sometimes Captain, sometimes Lieutenant Colonel, sometimes Colonel) Sam Carter was dressed in loose fitting green fatigues and she was figureless, except the occasional times when you saw her ass walking away from the camera. But then something happened in wardrobe and she started to wear these tight black sweaters. In fact, towards the end, she was wearing sleeveless tight black sweaters that were so tight that she looked like she was carrying around a rack. And when she ran--well, they bounced all over the place. It was great to see a gate activiation when she was in her boob outfit so you could see her running and bouncing around all over the place.
edit The evil Samantha Carter clone
The Replicators made a copy of Major Carter to seduce her and turn her into a lesbian. Seriously. There was this Replicator named Fifth, who wanted to replicate with Major Carter. He even pretended to be Pete, she had planned to marry, but she still wouldn't sleep with him. So he created the Carter clone to have sex with. The only problem was that it was too easy, so he sent her out in the galaxy to find the real Carter to have lesbian sex with. When they meet, they go into each other's minds and touch each other hands and stare longingly into each others' eyes.
edit Sex slave
edit Sex Slave Samantha Carter
edit Capture by the Zenoids and becoming a sex slave
In 1998 Major Sam Carter was captured by the Zenoids while on a mission with SG-1, a sex maniacs species. The Zenoids made Sam their personal sex slave. The Zenoids forced Sam to suck on all the males penes in their harem. A member of a team of explorers from Earth, Sam has adapted reasonably well to her capture and enslavement. She's feisty, spirited, very intelligent, and gets along well with the other slavegirls; however, she keeps disassembling any and all available technology and cobbling together escape and/or communication devices. Requires regular "discipline" to keep her from getting bored.
In 2008 Sam was captured again by the Zenoids while on a mission with SG-1. The Zenoids forced Sam to have wild sex with all the males in their harem. Requires regular "discipline" to keep her from getting bored.
edit History of Samantha Carter
Carter is the daughter of Debra Carter and Jacob Carter, an Air Force Major General. She was born on December 29, 1968, although Orlin seemed to believe she was born in the month of May. She has a brother named Mark Carter, who is married and has two children, David and Lisa.
In 2003, she told Aden Corso that she was named Samantha as her father had wanted a boy.
As a child, Sam often sat on the willow tree in her backyard. On sunny days, the wind blowing through the leaves sounded exactly like rain when she closed her eyes. Replicator Carter later possessed this memory.
Her mother Debra Carter sang "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to her when she was a child.
Her mother died in the early 1980s when she was twelve. She blamed her father who was supposed to go pick her up at the airport but didn't, forcing Mrs. Carter to take a taxi and have the accident that killed her. Eventually, Sam forgave her father, although Mark didn't until after many years of estrangement.
She was exceptionally bright and went on to get a Ph.D. in Astrophysics with extensive knowledge in quantum mechanics while attending the Air Force Academy. She worked at The Pentagon for two years, and logged over 100 hours in enemy space during the Gulf War. She was assigned to work on the Stargate Project in 1993, two years before Dr. Daniel Jackson had the opportunity, and was a prominent member of investigating the sciences behind it and developing the Earth Dialing computer. It is not known whether she was the leader or just an important member of the team that designed the dialing computer. Captain Carter believed she should have been part of the first team to go to Abydos with Colonel Jack O'Neill and Dr. Daniel Jackson. The reason why she ended up not going was due to the urgency to complete the important first mission on time.
Carter was left temporarily in charge of Stargate Command while Major General Henry Landry headed a task force in Washington D.C.. During that time, she coordinated Earth's forces, along with Major Paul Davis of Homeworld Security, when the planet was threatened by the Wraith underling's Super-hive. After Landry returned to his command of the SGC, Carter took command of the new Daedalus-class ship, George Hammond.
Under her command, the George Hammond later transported a group of people to Icarus Base. Shortly following this event, the base came under attack and Carter led the George Hammond in a defensive against what they suspected were three Lucian Alliance Ha'taks. After the planet's core destabilized, she ordered Colonel David Telford and his F-302 fighter-interceptors to retreat and entered hyperspace. She reported the situation to Lt. General Jack O'Neill at Homeworld Command.
Later she commanded the George Hammond in a battle with the Lucian Alliance over the Icarus-like planet. When the planet was going critical due to the instability of naquadria, she ordered a fall back of all of the invasion forces. They were forced to retreat before twoF-302 fighter-interceptor's could be safely dock with the Hammond and the two F-302's were destroyed along with the pilots on board.
Roughly two years after the defeat of the Ori, Carter was promoted to Brigadier General and was put in charge of Stargate Command, placing her in command when the base was attacked by the System Lords Third Battle Group.
Samantha Carter has an inordinate number of men who are in love with her, infatuated with her or strongly attracted to her as well as the short time it takes for her to jump into the sack with them. A reoccurring theme with these men is that most of them have died.
This has led many to humorously nickname her Samantha "the Black Widow" Carter. Sam has a secret bisexual lover, named Helen Magnus who is an English born physician and scientist specializing in crypto-zoology and xenobiology. Over 274 years old and "blessed" with apparent eternal youth thanks to a vampire blood-based serum, she is the founder and elected leader of the Sanctuary Network. Sam and Helen have bisexual sex in Old City in the Old City Sanctuary and in Colorado Springs in Sam's house and in the SGC in Sam's quarters.
Sam has a secret lover, named Typhuss James Halliwell who is a United States Air Force Colonel. Sam and Typhuss have sex in Old City in the Old City Sanctuary and in Colorado Springs in Sam's house and in the SGC in Sam's quarters. During Sam's intimate relationship and engagement to Pete Shanahan, Sam had an affair with Typhuss James Halliwell, her secret lover.
Sam has a Asgard lover named Thor, Sam and Thor have sex in the SGC in Sam's quarters and in Colorado Springs in Sam's house and on Thor's ship in Thor's quarters and on the bridge. In 2007, Sam was sad that her Asgard lover, Thor died. To make herself fell better Carter has sex with her lover Typhuss James Halliwell in her quarters at the SGC.
Samantha Carter is a physicist specializing in magnets who is notable for the rate at which her boyfriends die of often magnet-related incidents. This has led to the deaths of a number of the main characters, most notably Jack O'Neill (played by the ever-popular Andrew Dean Richardson) who was killed off on five separate occasions following the annual semi-pornographic sweeps episodes where their characters have sex and then forget the incident ever occurred. Carter's paramours have continued to die and at the last count no fewer than thirty-seven separate characters had fallen victim to magnets as a result of their involvement with her. Nonetheless Carter remains one of the most popular characters in the series, especially among those with auto-eroto-magnetophilia.
Carter claims her sexual preference as "agnostic."
Samantha Carter has also given her name to a brand of condom in Japan where the series enjoys high ratings and a spin-off animated series where the characters have larger eyes and battle tentacle-monsters from outer space.
She is wanted in 10 star systems for too often beginning sentences with the words "Even if."
In the now notorious Stargategate incident, in 1998 Tapping persuaded the writers to give her fictional character Samantha Carter a plot arc in which she became the fictional head of the fictional Church of Buffy in the fictional Stargate multi-verse mirroring Tapping's real life role as Mope of the real life Church of Buffy.
|Story of Stargate||Stargate SG-1 (episodes) · Stargate Atlantis (episodes) · Stargate Universe (episodes) · Stargate: The Ark of Continuum|
|Stargate Characters (Stargate SG-1)||Regulars: Samantha Carter · Daniel Jackson · Jack O'Neill|
|Stargate Characters (Stargate Atlantis)||Regulars: Samantha Carter · Rodney McKay · John Sheppard · Elizabeth Weir|
|Factions in Stargate||Goa'uld · Ori · Tok'ra|