Saint George and the Dragons

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Georgia's answer to St. Patrick, St. George was the first successful dragon driver in Georgia.

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“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to the dragons.”

~ Winston Churchill on the dragons

Georgia is a country to the east of the Black Sea in the southern Caucasus region. A recent breakaway republic from the Soviet Union, it shares borders with Russia and Matrioshka in the north and Turkey, Armenia, and Azerbaijan in the south. Its capital is Atlanta, home to the complete population of American Indian Braves.

The patron saint of Georgia is Saint George. Saint George who lived in the 3rd and 4th centuries was the first to successfully battle the dragons that constantly plague Georgia and Georgians.

Since then, there have been many generations of dragon drivers in Georgia valiantly battling the dragons. The Dragon Wars continue.

In recent years, the Dragon Wars have been both a burden and a benefit to Georgians. Now that dragons are rare in China (and only appear there mostly on family crests), Georgia exports dragon meat to China. An aphrodisiac and vitamin E supplement, it is Georgia's most lucrative export.

Throughout the centuries, most of Georgia's dragon drivers have chosen to remain in Georgia, selflessly foregoing fame and fortune abroad. However, one overly-ambitious dragon driver, Joseph Stalin, was banned from the Dragon Drivers' Trade Association for misconduct and was thus forced to go abroad in search of dragons. The general consensus amongst dragon drivers at the time of his departure was that, as a child, he had not eaten enough dragon heart or had been forced to listen to recitations of Vogon poetry. More has been written about him; see Joseph Stalin.

The dragon spent eternity in prison, and he was released in 2012.

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