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Popeye the Sailor Moon: S-he is the saint of spinach, and punish with death who does't want to eat his/her delicious fruit--veggies.

This is a list of recurring supporting characters from the Sailor Moon metaseries. Most are the family and friends of Usagi Tsukino, the story's main character, and of the other Sailor Senshi.

  • Sailor Algebra: The smartest guy in the universe that can understand every kind of algebra and calculus.
  • Sailor Baboon: The secret identity of some baboon that lives in the Central Park Zoo. Her powers include the ability to rip people's faces off at lightning speed, screechs that can cause people's ears to explode, and a Star Wand that can shoot banana peels. She is known to be very crazy, but she can become crazy and extremely vicious if someone raspberries at her. Her hobbies include picking dead skin off of her brother's back and eating it, climbing trees, and dropping coconuts on children's heads. She was also the one who responsible for the death of Sailor Sedna.
  • Sailor Ban Ki Moon
  • Sailor Brown Dwarf: Sailor Jupiter's new alias after getting ill-advised breast implants.
  • Sailor Clusterfuck: Biggest hoe-bag Created by Zeus, who made another attempt at adultery but failed due to finding that she had already slept with everyone in the entire planet. In rage, Zeus fucked her so hard that she fell into a time portal and was sent to the future, finding the Sailor Scouts and and a hell of a lot more people to screw.
  • Sailor Dumbass: The stupidest Sailor Scout to have ever walked the Earth. She is the EXACT opposite of Sailor Mercury. She is very retarded and has yet to discover how to turn into Sailor Dumbass. The only thing she ever accomplished was getting called a dumbass by Red Forman.
  • Sailor Earth: For some reason, she is not a Soldier (thus does not appear in the anime), but still a sailor in most respects. She has been in a affair with godess Gaia, and not to mention Pandora & Eva. She is like the Chris Benoit of Sailor Moon, except name isn't censored.
  • Sailor Gaga: Has the power of giving poker faces. Often caught in a bad romance.
  • Sailor Gliese 581 c: If there was never a Sailor Earth, what makes you think that she exists?!?
  • Sailor Glitter Sequins Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are Up Above The World So High Like A Diamond In The Sky Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Now I Know My ABCs Next Time Won't You Sing With Me Marilyn Monroe Britney Spears Justin Timberlake Drug Addict Harry Potter Princess - Sailor Glitter Sequins Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are Up Above The World So High Like A Diamond In The Sky Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Now I Know My ABCs Next Time Won't You Sing With Me Marilyn Monroe Britney Spears Justin Timberlake Drug Addict Harry Potter Princess is a total *bleep*. Her powers include teleportation, flight, being an idiot, invulnerability, mind-reading, seeing the future, being a good kisser, not knowing what 1 + 1 is even though she is OVER NINE THOUSAND, being a vampire, being a witch, being a werewolf, being a magical girl, breathing underwater, shapeshifting, animal communication, healing, controlling the elements, and the power of being a Mary-Sue.
  • Sailor Jenkins: The only Sailor Scout with a beard. Has a bad habit of getting the other scouts into some serious trouble, even when the other scouts have a plan.
  • Sailor Karou: A gay redhead who has the power to rape his/her brother. Repeativly. His/her weaknesses are someone else raping his brother and Bella Swan.

Sailor Keith Moon.

  • Sailor Keith Moon: the quirky Sailor Scout, known for his technique of using his drumsticks as bludgeons and, occasionally, as equipment for forced sodomy; no wonder Tuxedo Mask always picks a fight with him.
  • Sailor Kuiper Belt
  • Sailor Naraku: Not to be confused with Sailor Baboon. No one is quite sure of Sailor Naraku's gender, but he/she/it has the power of asexual reproduction.
  • Sailor Nova: Also known as the Emo Scout, she has the power to poke at the pink squishy thing in people's skulls with her big ass spear and make them depressed, or dead, whichever comes first. She sacrificed herself in order to save Sailor Saturn, stupidly forgetting the fact that Saturn would just come back later. She later realized this and became an evil PMSing bitch, her slutty little uniform becoming torn and bloody in places. She is now bent on destroying the Sailor Scouts and Oscar Wilde because she is too obsessive to let things go. Later on, she finishes PMSing and sexed Sailor Saturn to make up for her naughtiness. (It is currently unconfirmed what sort of punishment Sailor Saturn inflicted on her in the process, but people assure us, it was kinky.) She is still currently having problems getting over herself.
  • Sailor Otaku: Was gifted with the amazing power to copy the costumes, hairstyles, moves, quotes, and cheap ripoffs of each of weapons of the sailor scouts. There seem to be thousands of this scout. The other scouts find them annoying.
  • Sailor Palla Palla: has balls tied on to the bottom of her hair. Even Chibiusa,who Palla Palla is meant to protect, thinks she's dumb.
  • Sailor Sailor: Favourite phrase is 'Aye, aye, Cap'n!' Which freaks Sailor Mars out for some reason.
  • Sailor Sky: With the power of clouds.
  • The Sailor Starlights: Are women who transform into men, or men who transform into women. It doesn't really matter though, because they look exactly the same in either form. Ranma from Ranma 1/2 and RuPaul are a long-lost members of the Starlights.
  • Sailor Sun: She was supposed to be big, but some fatass called Paul Wight made her look like your average, run-in-the-mill scout.

Moon, but no sailor

  • Sailor Teeny-Weeny Compact Vertically-Challenged Moon: The illegitimate daughter of Sailor Moon and Invader Zim, Sailor Teeny-Weeny Compact Vertically-Challenged Moon is really the strongest character evar and ends up saving everyone's asses at least 30 times in the entire series. She'll blow your ass up with razzle-dazzle pink fireworks. She is also Sailor Moon's archnemesis; the two are particularly at odds during the fourth season, in which Sailor Teeny-Weeny Compact Vertically-Challenged Moon's evil antics have more screentime than Sailor Moon herself. Some people think her name is Sailor Chibi Moon. Whatever.
  • Sailor V: ...for Vandura. The official driver of the Sailor Hentai team. Got her license revoked, but keeps on driving anyway.
  • Sailor Vampire: Loves to flirt with Setsuna.
  • Sailor Vegeta: Vegeta after he "fuses" with Sailor Urauns. Distrubing...
  • Sailor Vegetable: The long-lost princess of YouTube Poop. She has green hair and red eyes. Her breath smells like rat poison. You are engaged to her whether you like it or not.
  • Whaler Moon: Exists only in an amusement park, as everyone knows that whales are from Neptune. her power is that she carries a harpoon.
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